Sunday, February 12, 2012

Verbier 2012: Robo Royals Step Out for Formal Poses in the Snow



Waxy Mary, Doofy Derfy and their young brood had their annual Verbier photoshoot demonstrating a total disconnect and lack of unity as a family. Mary makes it all about her in her fur-trimmed, colourful ski clothes and full makeup, her husband seems to want to bolt to the nearest bar and blonde, Christian is looking more and more like his gargoyle cousin Molly, Izzy is still presented as an unattentioned ragamuffin and the Miracle Twins are oblivious to the charade parade that they're participating in. Too bad for Mary that these photos are going by the wayside as the world celebrates the life and mourns the death of Whitney Houston.































7 comments:

  1. The Bogwins look sullen, and HRH has Romanian wiglets cascading from under that tea cosy on her cranium. Xtian is a FlasherJock clone, which is most unfortunate for him, Gramps is so wild looking, substitute the kilt for a loincloth, and voila, the original Pict!

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  2. The Bogwins look sullen, and HRH has some suspicious looking, possibly Rumanian wiglets hanging down form under the tea cosy on her cranium. Xtian is developing into a FlasherJock clone, which is rather unfortunate as Gramps is rather grim, just substitute the kilt for a loin cloth, and voila, the original Pict!

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  3. The Miracle Twins seem to suspect something is amiss, especially lille Princent, he looks sharp. Poor Josie has the anemic Donaldson genes like Xian. Xian is still the spitting image of Patty's little out of wedlock Molly, daughter of the roofer Scott Bailey who enjoyed complaining about not having enough money to travel to Denmark for the big wedding in 2004. Guess who hasn't been back!

    Poor Izzy is so clearly not being raised with any active nod to her self-esteem or self-image. Could someone be troubled to brush her hair!? The mismatched clothing is ultimately not the problem, but no one seems to care for her appearance or her mental state of mind. Those are acting up antics designed to get attention - any ol' kind. We've seen it before with her. Pity and shame what could happen to her during adolescence!

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  4. Sorry about the double take,...a spanner in the works!

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  5. I find their children quite unruly compared to the children of their peers....clearly lack of attention and discipline pervades the clowns' household. Next year, we'll see more of this type of behavior (or worse) as the bogan twins enter their "terrible twos".

    I also find it absurd that Yrma changes into so many different kind of ski outfits when she does not even ski!! Disgusting!

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  6. Pipes, I expect this will be a bad case of "careful what you wish for" for Yrma. All the colourful ski outfits in the world won't compensate for a future where Xian arrives at school hungover, Izzy smokes in nightclubs and skips classes, and the twinsies give everyone the finger and use foul language. Bogan is as bogan does. Even if Pappy Boganson and the Dumpling are banned from Amalienborg. It'll seep in!

    lupes, I like 'em bofe!

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  7. Isabella was neglected before the twins, and now that the twins are here, it's even more painfully obvious that she gets zero attention from her parents (especially from mor of the year).

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