Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Yrma Opens Odense Flower Festival In a Modified Hospital Gown and Atrocious Danish
Unsophisticated, basic, ill-formed and shallow. We talking about Yrma or her Danish skills? You be the judge with the video below of Madam MoreMore at the opening of the Odense Flower Festival. Yowsa. That's bad. That's really bad. The hardest thing about Danish is indeed the pronunciation. But after nearly 11 years in the country, it should be SO much better than this. It's not even her accent, it's that there is no sentence flow, no ease in talking, no self-assurance. Those dumb lines had to be written down on a card? Some fast-track marketing executive she must have been. NOT. How hard would it have been for a drunken Derfie to have chosen to sleep with a cheap slut he met in a Sydney bar who at least had speaking skills? But then, speaking skills would have gotten in the way of all these two needed to exchange on that fateful night in a Paddington share house. Mary's orifices for Derf's black Amex. Way to have standards, Fred. The only Dane who would be required to have standards doesn't have any at all. Come hither, Danish republic, and pronounce sweet nothings in his ear with an impeccable glottal stop!
Photo Gallery (brace yourselves for lots of armpits and bra bits): Pure People
Photo Gallery (more armpits and bra bits): BT
Video: TV Fyn