"More!! Love me! I need you! Reciprocate and shower me with the affection I deserve!"
This bitch is beyond comprehension. Not only can Mary not be affectionate with her children, she still clings to her camera-prop even when they could not need her attention more. Izzy's hair is wet from the light rain and humidity, but Yrma doesn't dry it. Yrma's Jackie O sunnies are hiding her eyes on an overcast day, while her children's eyes are never covered. Sister seems only worried that people won't notice her Kate Middleton jacket. Poor Izzy is just begging for attention, and Xian is doing more acting out and both of them are on a fast track to Crazytown with some stops in Passive-Agressive-ville, Anger-opolis and the very scenic Acting-Out-by-Sea.
Izzy and Xian going to be out of control if this isn't addressed. Derfie, step in, we know you actually love and enjoy spending time with your children. It's up to you, man. Put down the beer and the blondes, your children need you.
At the handball quarterfinal, Denmark v. Sweden, 8 August
Yay! Sodas are great for small children to drink! A popped collar and a welfare kid with a sugar high - BOGAN!
Moshie catching flies with her tongue, Iz with her Diet Coke, Xian eating chocolate with a fluourescent-coloured Fanta and Derf and Dais confused about how it all got this way.
Iz ain't buying what you're selling, Mares!
At Princess Nathalie's horse trials, 7 August
The sacred Boganson teeth during an ancient Pictish mating howl!
Here are a couple of better examples of royals with 1) a camera, and 2) their children: