Nikolai has the right idea: body language AWAY from The Dumpling!
"Foolish modesty lags behind while brazen impudence goes forth and eats the pudding." - Eleanor Brackenridge, American suffragist
Professor John "Half-Mast" Donaldson and his wife Susan Moody, aka The Dumpling, along with the gold signet pinkie ring avec infinity symbol, are taking their brazen impudence on a Grand Tour of Denmark, even after getting kicked out by Daisy, who was afraid of spending Christmas with her daughter-in-law's parents, and even though they were not told of Yrma's arranged twins pregnancy except by an aunt in Scotland who heard the news over the radio. These two have balls. Big, hairy, smelly, Pictish balls that they are going to throw as if they were bowling, with Daisy and her family as the pins. Watch out! They came to sluuurrrrrppppp at the freebies trough, trade on their relationship to Yrma and the tiny, demented future king (hehe, that could be either Derf or Xian!) and network for more opportunities for freebies! Hey, Danes are uber-polite in company and with their noted slowness, can be taken for granted easily, ensuring many years of invites and buffet tables.
This time, it was poor Alexandra, Countess of Frederiksberg's turn. Poor Nikolai and Felix, though! At least the good manners their parents are teaching them will help deal with strange creatures more like Prince Charles does than like Mary Donaldson would! Alex had to put up with the Sluuuuuurrrrrrpppppsons before at the English Speaking Union, for which she has long been the patron. In fact, the Donaldsons were interviewed at that event and Suse was all too eager to let down the side and spill the beans, while Jock publically corrected her not to talk too much! What a hoot these two can be. Good luck, Denmark! You'll never get rid of this family!!
Photos: Hasse Ferrold blog
In fact, these grifters have a friend in photographer Hasse Ferrold, who not only took the photies of Jock and Suse at the English Speaking Union the other day, but is also with the International Club of Copenhagen whose site the photos are on (Jock got to speak to this illustrious group not long ago - en kilt, bien sur!) and is in addition to that - hey! - the ol' chap's also a dentist! Now we know where Jock got his new Hollywood chompers.
At the International Club gathering, 2011
Photos: Hasse Ferrold