Madam's 20-toilets face?
Mary was a discordant symphony in gray when she showed up at the Bella Centre for a conference called "Combating Antimicrobial Resistance - Time for Joint Action". Do she and the Danes not understand yet that she is the cause's mascot? On a subconscious level, she must know - or at least her Lady's Maid does - because that new top seems to illustrate the troubles brewing from no doubt that rich petri dish she calls her armpits as well as the (evidently itchy) presque-zizi.
Press Release: Danish Royal Website
"Oops, what's that? An expensive designer label?"
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