"I am great, aren't I? I have no ability to detect politeness, you know, I'm a narcissist!"
Today, Yrma christened a new ship in the gigantic, worldwide Mærsk fleet. She was all gussied up in her Daisy-regulation Big Event gear: grand, brimmed hat, dress coat, gloves, and closed toe heels. Due to this being a Mærsk event, and knowing the importance of this family in the life of the royal family and in the life of Denmark, Daisy even had Derf's valet insert a steel rod in his back, dress him up and massage his cheeks into a quasi-smile to send him out as a signal by the royals of the importance of the event. Oh, and if some residual "we're so in love" photos between the two "lovebirds" come out of it, even better. Not that anyone is putting money on that anymore!
Video: YouTube/Billed Bladet
You're no Julie Andrews, Mary!!!