"So, let me see if I get this straight. You were drunk, it was late, you weren't sure of your strange surroundings, she grabbed them like this, squeezed tight, you made the face you're making now, and here we are with a horrid future queen and you in a state of complete and utter distress. Yep, you're a fool, Fred!"
You know what? You are a great comedy writer!
ReplyDeleteI feel sorry for Fred, he looks so lost.