Tuesday, February 5, 2013
Happy 41st Birthday, Yrma La Douche!
Madam MoreMore will be celebrating her 41st birthday very quietly this year according to all reports, and by her own admission the other day at the Designers' Nest. Yesterday at the Royal Opera House, she handed out an award from the Danish Cancer Society to a cancer research doctor who himself is afflicted with this atrocious disease. Aww, that giant bouquet that goes to the winner is loaded with eucalyptus leaves, so that the winner can go home with a little piece of Australia. Everything's about Mary and Oz!
She had tragic, fried curls and was wearing a cheap-looking, boring blue dress nearly completely identical to one she wore in China recently and the one she wore to the christening of the Miracle Twins, except with a peplum. Like Kate Middleton. Because that sh*t will never stop with her. Never mind that for World Cancer Day, Letizia looked the best she's looked in a looooong time in her smart suit - professional and gorgeous, balancing a lack of ostentatiousness against looking cheap and coming out ahead.
To celebrate Yrma's 41st birthday, and nearly 10 years before she was used as the luckiest pawn in Daisy's PR scheme to cloud Joachim and Alexandra's impending divorce with a 'love story', and also to basically try to convince Danish readers that More-y is the greatest thing that has ever happened to the country and that sunshine, perfume, and rainbows burst forth daily from her flat bum (instead of the reality of sweat stains, armpit stubble and dirty hair), BT is providing a few photo galleries of The Danish Miracle. Enjoy on an empty stomach, or next to a barf bag.
"Mary Surprises Youth By Talking Openly About Sex" - the trip to Africa and discussion about HIV. Can you imagine the surprise and delight if she's really talked openly about the role of sex in her own life, snagging and manipulating all sorts of men folk?
Mary in Mozambique - more silliness from Weird Mary while in Africa a few months ago.
Mary's tears at Tina Jørgensen's funeral - note that her eyes are not red, nor did any water come out of them. But BT's going to give it one more try to convince you otherwise - the power of suggestion! Mary was surely sad about Tina's death, but she is only going through the motions. But dirty hair! Oh, Mary, really.
Here are some highlights from the blowout for Mary's 40th birthday last year:
The guests from the private party at Amalienborg
The photies and interview in Berlingske
Politiken's "tribute" to the birthday girl
Part one of three on BFF Amber Petty
On a happy note, Princess Isabella starts school in August at Tranegårdeskole where Xian will be in 2nd class. Yay! More time away from MoreMore! Friends! Learning! Playtime! Discipline! Positive attention from responsible adults! Congratties, Izzy, you're on your way!
Photos: Jens Astrup