Can you believe this sh*t? You don't even have gloves. Boy, did we get strange parents.
O Brother Where Art Thou? Are sly Daisy and the Grey Men behind this? As if to make crystal clear to the Danish public the divide between the royal brothers, and to showcase the vast differences in each family of four they have created, Princes Frederik and Joachim will each be taking their children to Switzerland in the next week, for the Danish winter school holidays. Each brother will be navigating the slopes with older children and the sledging with the younger toddlers. Each one will be wiping runny noses and encouraging braveness on their skis. Each one will be carrying and balancing little helmets, gloves and plastic snow gliders, and losing one of each along the way. But that is where the similarities end.
One family will be staying in the posh village of Verbier in the chalet owned by the mother's fake boss for her fake job that she had to hide behind when she landed in Denmark to shack up with her royal
The other family will be staying in a less posh location at the home of relatives, so that everyone is comfortable and at home in a loving environment. Their hosts are the same people the children just spent Christmas with, so there is familiarity and strong bonds. The children will be expected to behave, but the adults will have planned activities so they can have a great time. This is a snow-loving family, so there will be plenty of outdoor activities, including skiing and sledging, to keep all energetic young boys active, and plenty of warm family activities indoors by the fire with hot cocoa once everyone's pooped out from their active days. Since they are all living in the family home, perhaps joined by Marie's older brothers and their families, there will be plenty of chores to keep up with. Everyone will chip in to keep the place running, ie., making dinner and emptying the dishwasher. Please join this well-balanced family on Wednesday, 13 February for a photo shoot at the base of the mountain railway.