Thursday, February 7, 2013

Winter Ski Holidays in Switzerland: Dueling Photo Ops Soon: Bogan Gargoyle Sprogs Vs Gorgeous, Well-Mannered French Speaking Kiddos

Can you believe this sh*t? You don't even have gloves. Boy, did we get strange parents.


O Brother Where Art Thou? Are sly Daisy and the Grey Men behind this? As if to make crystal clear to the Danish public the divide between the royal brothers, and to showcase the vast differences in each family of four they have created, Princes Frederik and Joachim will each be taking their children to Switzerland in the next week, for the Danish winter school holidays. Each brother will be navigating the slopes with older children and the sledging with the younger toddlers. Each one will be wiping runny noses and encouraging braveness on their skis. Each one will be carrying and balancing little helmets, gloves and plastic snow gliders, and losing one of each along the way. But that is where the similarities end.

One family will be staying in the posh village of Verbier in the chalet owned by the mother's fake boss for her fake job that she had to hide behind when she landed in Denmark to shack up with her royal ATM boyfriend. That family will most likely be transported from Denmark to this locale by a Danish corporate jet, like LEGO, Danfoss, Vestas, etc. That family, in addition to the six people who make it up, will be accompanied by an army of nannies and at least four of the family's closests friends, and their children. Imagine the scene in that chalet with tons of kids running around and their self-indulgent parents focusing on each other, with the nannies and any other staff cleaning up behind them. This is the luxury version of bogans in a camper van down by the shore: loud, messy, tense, chaotic, and oblivious to how they disturb others. Please join this family on Sunday, 10 February for a photo shoot in the usual spot: across from a restaurant at the main intersection in town.











The other family will be staying in a less posh location at the home of relatives, so that everyone is comfortable and at home in a loving environment. Their hosts are the same people the children just spent Christmas with, so there is familiarity and strong bonds. The children will be expected to behave, but the adults will have planned activities so they can have a great time. This is a snow-loving family, so there will be plenty of outdoor activities, including skiing and sledging, to keep all energetic young boys active, and plenty of warm family activities indoors by the fire with hot cocoa once everyone's pooped out from their active days. Since they are all living in the family home, perhaps joined by Marie's older brothers and their families, there will be plenty of chores to keep up with. Everyone will chip in to keep the place running, ie., making dinner and emptying the dishwasher. Please join this well-balanced family on Wednesday, 13 February for a photo shoot at the base of the mountain railway.






13 comments:

  1. what a waste of kroner taking Mary to these winter holidays.
    Mary hates snow , can't ski so she's only there for the photo op and the fakeness show ..

    Compared to Marie who loves the outdoors and is a fantastic skier ..
    you r right Cece these 2 families have a huge contrast.
    One is led by a moron mama Mary and the other by parents who have their kids interest at heart and they lead by being good examples.

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  2. Beautiful last photo with baby Henri .

    Marie and Joachim are natural and happy together. She treats her step sons as her own. You can tell she has a lot of love for Nikolai and Felix. That's a good woman right there.
    I very much admire their blended family. Good job M and J !

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  3. Why Mary and Fred need vacations? As far as I know they are in vacations all the year. How many days they "worked" during January?, (if you call work to dress up on the ocassion of: movies, dinners with friends at your home (palace), fashion events, and so on. Yrma, stop!

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    1. completely agree! Mary and Fred go on a vaction from vacation all year round!
      Turning up in an expensive gown to smile for the camera is NOT WORK! These people are out of touch trying to fool Danish tax payers of their hard earned money!
      shame on them!

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    2. It is obvious Fred and Mary are happily married and are bringing up their children as best they can. If they weren't they wouldn't be going on holidays together. And Mary can be annoying sometimes but at least she has a reasonably busy diary and is trying. You guys are wasting your time with this blog.

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  4. French speaking kids, get your facts straight, neither Nikolai or Felix speak French and as we get were informed in one of the many interviews made by the media hungery Marie, Henri (Danish but called by French name- this is how Marie has involved herself in Denmark ) does not speak French but understands. Of course lying (why would we be surprised) fits right in with your hate and sad life.

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    1. Nikolai and Felix have both been taking private French lessons. Nikolai started when he was 8 or 9. This was reported over three years ago. You should stop saying infactual and mean things on blogs you don't even like. Who is wasting time here, really? You. We have a little community. You do not fit in. Good-bye.

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  5. Dear Mary,
    Please do us a favour and build yourself an igloo in the Swiss Alps and don't come back!

    Sincerely and good riddance,
    Denmark

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    1. Slut Amber can join Mary Douche and keep her freezing butt company. They can call their igloo
      "The Gold Digging Haven"

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  6. To speak french when your mother and grandfather were born in France seems very natural to me. My mother was born in Italy and I speak and write in "italiano" very well; in fact I feel that´s the language of my heart. That helped me to learn spanish too. I am half danish, so I can understand why and how Marie does it. In the other hand, I believe Yrma speaks english to her children inside, outside and everywhere. Well, not only to her children, but to everyone around. She is what she is, a poor tassie without culture losted in our old, delicious and legendary Europe. Derf, sorry, choose again!

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  7. The snowy surrounds are as cold and frigid as Madam herself. What a contrast to the Schack family who are naturally affectionate and spontaneous in and out of camera shot!

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  8. Mary looks pathetic sitting and posing by herself in the snow! Who the F does that???! Nobody sane!
    this woman is such a try-hard with a stick up her ass!

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  9. I wish these freeloading a-holes would go on their holidays and never return. Stay away there and eff off! Leeches Especially Fred and Mary do nothing for Denmark but live off of the high taxes we pay. useless shieeeets!

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