Has Mary actually gotten a sense of humour about her multiple piercings!?
Today, La Comtesse de Potts Point showed up at the Designer's Nest fashion fair and runway event at the Bella Centre having just clocked out from her shift at the Holden Commodore assembly line (Mary mans the boring station). Wearing a lady factory worker version of a worker's jumpsuit in a practical, no-iron, cotton-poly blend, with new Kate Middleton-esque Prada short boots that judging by the design of the extra wide ankle area were never actually meant to be worn with a skirt, but rather, under pants (as she did with them in Spain the other day), Mary arrived ready for her Fashion Week duties despite having given up on this patronage for the past several seasons (thank goodness for Marie stepping in at the last minute).
What was she thinking pairing this coal miner's dress with fancy bogan accessories like one earring that celebrates the multiple piercings from the mall? She looks ridiculous! And this on the heels of looking like Elvira's corny older auntie the night before? What a Feral Cheryl! Moral to the story: bogan just doesn't wash out in the shower. Even a royal shower. Or Derf's golden one. But mostly, Yrma looks OLD. She's not old, and yet she looks like damaged goods that have jumped the shark and forever turned the corner. Hey, Mares, time to stop focusing on the superficial stuff and start giving back and doing something meaningful in the lives of actual Danish people. Hm? Partner up with your husband, as per Anne Sophie Hermansen, and do something beautiful in people's lives? People who aren't Bogansons, mind you. Try to wrap your head around that one. Get back with us on thatty.
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