The blonde lady at the moment the language school event organisers realised their mistake.
Then that feeling of dread really sinks in. Dammit! Even Billy Cross would have been better!
Irony ho! Just watch the video below and don't worry if you don't understand Danish. That's beside the point. Madam's story is lame. But watch her EMOTE and ENUNCIATE and EXPRESS HERSELF and be CHARMING and DELIGHTFUL - in the most obtuse English-rhythmed Danish ever. What a maroon, "Our Mary"! It's painful to watch her butcher Danish pronunciation, but it is hilarious watching her ACT. She really sees imaginary cameras in her head at all times, with direct access to the computers of casting agents, producers and other powerful people in Sydney, Melbourne, New York and Hollywood, who when the moment they see footage of Madam are furiously emailing their contacts all over the world, including Canberra, Washington DC and the European halls of power so that someone can MAKE THIS WOMAN A STAR! "Gee, Cosmo, why aren't people jumping on this! She's SWELL! She's the NEW DIANA!"
Keep dreaming, Mary!
Later that evening, Yrma and her sun damaged chestal area and her black bra were at the INDEX Awards. Detailed fashion commentary is rare on this blog, but honestly, even an amateur knows that silver (shoes) and gold (purse) rarely work together. And she PAYS Anja to tell her this looks great?