Very aggressive grabbing there, Mares! Review your Diana playbook - she didn't do it like that.
This painfully obtuse and distracting sideshow continues, diverting the attention of the people on the ground away from their important work at the Syrian refugee camps in Jordan. It's so disgusting. It's like Mary issued the McCann Group Copenhagen with strict orders to make her into the New Diana and get her the attention of the Australian press and maybe even the attention of the queen herself. (In Mary's mind, the real queen is Elizabeth, not Dais.) It's such a disgusting spectacle watching this idiotic, vapid woman in her sheer dress, red fuck-me pumps, extra diamonds (today there is a superfluous and pricey ring on her right hand, in addition to the supplemented rubies, her eternity wedding ring, and diamond earrings from yesterday evening) failing to make anything but the most rude connection with people. Look at her manhandle the very clearly hurt and grieving woman in the top photo and stretching across (blocking) others in the process! Joizus! That's NOT how you do it, More-y Antoinette!
Meanwhile, the intertoobs are fascinated by the story of an Arabic-speaking American woman journalist who is such a truthteller about the Syrian regime (as opposed to Madam's choice of a Bashar Al-Assad bestie as Princess Josephine's godfather), that she is now blacklisted by the regime. Here's a woman whose job it is to remain neutral, but in the face of such egregious crimes against humanity perpetrated by Bashar Al Assad, bestie of Josie's godfather Carlo di Borbone Due-Sicilie, that she refuses to pretend that there are two equally justified sides of the story. But Mary's more morally duplicitous. Mary can NOT compete with actual do-gooders and truthtellers. She's here for herself, not The Poors. Especially since they seem to have confiscated her camera. Thank God that camera hasn't made an appearance.
GO HOME, MARY! Your husband may be schtupping blondes in San Francisco, but there's nothing you're going to be able to do about that. Your kids have just started school and could use a parent about now. Go home. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Do not stop in Jerusalem to fix that little Israeli-Palestinian issue. Do not listen to your own PR poops. Go home and just ask Izzy if she's liking school. That's all. But do please practice a new resting face in the mirror. The chicken anus mouth while Important People are talking is not Serious International Diplomat material.