Thursday, August 22, 2013

Yrma in Jordan: The Yahoo Circus Continues: Clueless, Heavily Made Up and Thinking About Her Aussie Audience, Not About Making a Difference

Very aggressive grabbing there, Mares! Review your Diana playbook - she didn't do it like that.
 
 
This painfully obtuse and distracting sideshow continues, diverting the attention of the people on the ground away from their important work at the Syrian refugee camps in Jordan. It's so disgusting. It's like Mary issued the McCann Group Copenhagen with strict orders to make her into the New Diana and get her the attention of the Australian press and maybe even the attention of the queen herself. (In Mary's mind, the real queen is Elizabeth, not Dais.) It's such a disgusting spectacle watching this idiotic, vapid woman in her sheer dress, red fuck-me pumps, extra diamonds (today there is a superfluous and pricey ring on her right hand, in addition to the supplemented rubies, her eternity wedding ring, and diamond earrings from yesterday evening) failing to make anything but the most rude connection with people. Look at her manhandle the very clearly hurt and grieving woman in the top photo and stretching across (blocking) others in the process! Joizus! That's NOT how you do it, More-y Antoinette!
 
Meanwhile, the intertoobs are fascinated by the story of an Arabic-speaking American woman journalist who is such a truthteller about the Syrian regime (as opposed to Madam's choice of a Bashar Al-Assad bestie as Princess Josephine's godfather), that she is now blacklisted by the regime. Here's a woman whose job it is to remain neutral, but in the face of such egregious crimes against humanity perpetrated by Bashar Al Assad, bestie of Josie's godfather Carlo di Borbone Due-Sicilie, that she refuses to pretend that there are two equally justified sides of the story. But Mary's more morally duplicitous. Mary can NOT compete with actual do-gooders and truthtellers. She's here for herself, not The Poors. Especially since they seem to have confiscated her camera. Thank God that camera hasn't made an appearance.
 
GO HOME, MARY! Your husband may be schtupping blondes in San Francisco, but there's nothing you're going to be able to do about that. Your kids have just started school and could use a parent about now. Go home. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Do not stop in Jerusalem to fix that little Israeli-Palestinian issue. Do not listen to your own PR poops. Go home and just ask Izzy if she's liking school. That's all. But do please practice a new resting face in the mirror. The chicken anus mouth while Important People are talking is not Serious International Diplomat material.
 










 
 







13 comments:

  1. You can really see the old acne scars in that last photo. And a bit of the incision scar from the nose job.

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    1. Which nose job? There have been TWO!

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  2. When I first started reading this web site I thought it was entertaining. But maybe just maybe the posters might be a bit jealous of Mary. As time has gone on I see that a lot of the negative comments here well - just make sense. That woman is one strange bird. Those odd frozen expessions are due to the fillers botox whatever. She's got those crazy psycho eyes and awkward poses. What is her affliction? She seems so out of place. Like a zombie. BUT to her defense whatever her schtick is she probably can't help it. You can't make someone be empathetic. Its sad that she is in this amazing position to help move the world forward but just can't really do it in a heartfelt way or really anyway at all. Maybe she got in over her head on this princess gig. It looks like her marriage is unraveling and that Fred doesn't want to be around her. You had to figure that he was spoiled as a kid so might eventually not be an easy mate. I feel sorry for her. She has no personal power. I hope something positive happens for her so she is more at peace with her life. I do believe she reads these posts and it probably hurts her. We are each "crazy" "weird" in our own way. She has a high profile so hers just shows more and her weaknesses make her an easy target. I don't think she's mean just insecure like all of us. Would it hurt to have compassion for her. Just an idea

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  3. She looks really uncomfortable and disingenuous as she "comforts" the women. Yet another opportunity for her to thumb her nose at others. I'm surprised she hasn't requested an audience with Queen Rania (seeing that she is in Jordan) so she can showcase her outfits.

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  4. This crazy rapidly-ageing weirdo has been created by Danish royal family, and promoted to be a new 'world icon' by the deluded Danish media and bogan fanatics. It is hard not to despise them.

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  5. Interesting previous comment.
    It takes just a little bit of common sense not to wear six-inch designer heels while visiting battered women. And a crossover shoulder bag from Chloe costing over 800 euros while visiting residents living in dreadful conditions in a refugee camp? Really how insensitive can a person in the public eye get?
    Also, I have no words to describe the tastelessness of blogs which focus on her clothes and shoes when she visits places where people have known or are going through extreme distress and suffering. This blog might be a bitchy one, but come to think of it, I am starting to see this blog as a sensible one, and one which tells the truth, rather than those blogs which describe Mary as 'radiant' when she visits a refugee camp.

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  6. Thank you for the email. It is measured. I think she is in over her head as well, however I don't think she can see it. I think the reason she cant is because she has a huge ego and sense of entitlement. In my opinion, and from what I have read to be the case, she took no prisoners in her pursuit of Fred and her ambition to become CP of Denmark. I think she 'loved' him - would she had 'loved' him if he wasn't Crown Prince of Denmark - probably not in my opinion. Did he 'love' her? I have read he may not have, that he was of an age where he was duty bound to marry and produce an heir(s), and she was the predator. He was not like other Princes who had the strength to fight for the woman they truly loved. That is not a criticism of Fred, it is just his make-up. Perhaps he did love her - or what he thought she was, which was a down to earth Aussie girl, or perhaps he grew to love her, who knows? It does seem to be the case now that he does try to get away from her. But the bottom line is, she made her bed.

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  7. Hi, I a am reading this blog since few months and had at first rate mitigated feelings : sometimes I was laughing my head off and sometimes disgusted. so I venture to comment once at least
    I have followed this princess since the beginning of her mariage and I must say that the best part of her was given in the 5-6 years of her mariage ; she was more humble and lets say more princess-like (at least according to my "standard").
    In my opinion Mary is a kind person, though I can not understand the kind of hatred one can feel for people one has never met (& will never meet), I can understand that the changes in her personality Mary went through and not obviously in the right way do not please a lot of people. She has gain in self-confidence, displays thus an inflated view of the self ; I am sure she is persuaded that she is doing the right thing.
    BTW : the refugees ladies are all well dressed and I am sure they did it because they knew that someone was calling. If Mary had come in dirty shirt it would have been a real lack of respect. One more thing too : I not sure that those Ladies even knew that a luxury designer named Chloé existed and not speaking of the price of the bag.
    Whatever, I will keep reading the articles because it is always interesting to know that some people do not always wear pink glasses on their nose.

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    1. Nobody wants Mary to arrive in a dirty shirt to sympathize with the refugees, however something simpler than striking red pumps would have been more appropriate for the setting and the situation. Wearing those shoes show a 'lack of respect' to use your own words.
      Also it is not so much about the price tag of the bag than what it symbolizes when you wear it to a refugee camp. It is not just those refugee women who are looking at her but the world.

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    2. ok I get your point. It is like wearing Louboutin's when visiting a center of unemployed people. That always makes me blinking nervously

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  8. I think it is rather presumptuous and condescending to assume that the ladies at the refugee camp do not know about the existence of luxury designers. As presumptuous as assuming that 'Mary is a kind person' when you have never met her.

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    1. hum .... presumptuous as assuming that Mary is a kind person .... ok I agree
      but "it is rather presumptuous and condescending to assume that the ladies at the refugee camp do not know about the existence of luxury designers" : as I was speaking of Chloé : if I were you I won't bet that these ladies know Chloé ;)

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    2. 'if I were you I won't bet that these ladies know Chloé'
      Oh my! That must have been exactly what Mary was thinking too which is why she chose to take that Chloé bag along! :)

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