Monday, October 8, 2012

Sportif!: Derfie Wide His Bike. Derfie's MoreMore Away Coz Der No Sporty Mary, Not Weelly. Derfie Happy Wif Man On Bike Action.

Someone needs to borrow his wife's corset!

Thursday, 4 October, the Derf Man went over to the Danish Cycling Union's velodrome to try out track cycling. Derfie is the Sporty Prince, in case you weren't paying attention. Never mind that he's looking a bit out of breath and pudgy in the middle (perhaps the large tummy is an effort to fend off Madam's advances - the bigger the tummy, the smaller the zizi, after all!). Presumably, this was all training for the big bike marathon on Sunday.

Photos: Kenneth Møller Kristensen

On 7 October, Derf hightailed it quickly back to Copenhagen after the Clown Prince Couple's Culture Prizes had been handed out in Sønderborg on Saturday night. He left Yrma's side pretty quickly in order to participate in the Merida Mountain Bike Marathon. He was able to pretend at being a tough guy with all his manly mates, riding through the mud on a brisk day and being sportif and riding alongside some lady cyclists as a bonus. He headed out with sailing buddy Søren Bredvig Nielsen, aka Pixie's "Cutie Shore Manager" who has also served as Xian's babysitter in Miami. Who's better company for poor Søren? A wailing 4 year old or a 44 year old man child?

Photo Gallery: Sjællands Nyheder


Photos: Tore G. C. Rich

1 comment:

  1. What's that song by Blondie?
    Fat Flab Freddie told me everybody's fly
    Bike is spinning I said my, my
    Flash is fast, Flash is cool
    Francois sais pas, Flashe no deux

    Sportif, ja ja!!