Thursday, September 13, 2012

The ME Fund: Yrma Hosts Looker Me! Bored Meeting at Amalienborg Under the Guise of The Mary Fund But Really For Australian Consumption: Looker Me Now, Losers!

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I guess if Kate Middleton wears white in Singapore, then Yrma will wear white and WE'LL JUST SEE WHO WEARS IT BETTER, EH? The annual Mary Fund bored meeting was held yesterday at Amalienborg in Madam's psychodelic palace. Mrs. Caroline Heering was present as a bored member, as were other movers and shakers in Danish business and society who were doing penance as bored members for some minor lèse-majesté. How else do you convince otherwise smart, savvy, hard-charging, innovative people with strong reputations and social acumen to become members of a group that only exists to blow air into the sky dancer that they call Princess Mary Boganson and parade out occasionally for little speeches and in sparkly jools and fancy clothes so that Aussies will take notice, ahem, and finally give her some due. The day Brent Annells or Ryan O'Keefe sends out a press release that says he regrets the day he lost Mary and how it was the saddest day of his life and how he sees with perfect clarity that she is the most beautiful and worthy woman in the world is the day that Yrma La Douche may have her first real orgasm.


I'm with the guy on the far right - "when will this shit be over?"
 
"I am soooo cute and a total player on the world stage! Me!"
 
 
 
Photos: Steen Brogaard

12 comments:

  1. DU ER SYG I HOVEDET. TAG OG SØG LÆGE.

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    1. Du kan selv være syg i hovedet. Hvorfor er man syg i hovedet bare fordi man har en anden mening end dig?

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    2. Man mobber simpelthen ikke andre mennesker på den måde du gør, uden at der må være noget helt galt oppe i den øverste etage. Og man behøver ikke nødvendigvis være syg i hovedet fordi man har en anden mening end mig, så det er ikke der hunden ligger begravet. Du må lide af en sygelig jalousi til Mary, som efter min og sikkert rigtig mange andres mening også er en både smuk, dygtig og intelligent pige og som klarer sit job rigtig godt. Normalt ville jeg med lynets hast springe over en syg blog som denne, men blev alligevel lidt nysgerrig, da jeg så en forside på Her & Nu. Der fik du søreme lige noget opmærksomhed, som du åbenbart higer så meget efter. Få dig et liv med hjælp fra en psykolog. Hilsen Jette

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  2. She really thinks she's the most beautiful woman in the world. Too bad her reality is so deluded. In these pictures she looks like she's pushing 60.

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    1. Yes, She thinks She is the most beautiful, and a true princess, But She is not a princes at heart, and beauty comes from inside

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  3. Pushing 60? I think it is your reality that is deluded. Perhaps the vile hate that spews up from inside you has corroded your eyesight? If the worst dirt you can share on this woman is that you think she looks shabby, you need to give up, put the shovel down and get yourself a life. If you think she looks old for her age, fine, you obviously have very high beauty standards and looks are clearly incredibly important to you, you poor thing. Ironically, you only show how ugly your character is with this pathetic, boring, repetitive bully blog. Grow up.

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    1. The only reason I focus on Mary's looks is because she is obsessed with her own "beauty", if you can call her a beauty. But perhaps you too have been sucked into the DRF PR machine of isn't she the best in the world. Not! And thanks for the psychological advice but since I doubt you're licensed to do nothing I'll give you my own advice. My life is great thanks but perhaps yours is lacking that you felt compelled to write this response. In fact your response rings the definition of a bully. How pathetic you poor thing, and a bully too! Talk about an ugly character. I think it's your time to grow up.

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    2. I Think it is a fantastic blog. And The author is right.

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  4. How pathetic: the Mary fans can't say anything nice about Mary, all they can do is to bash the blogger. Well, if that isn't confirmation of what a vacuous, vapid, viperous person she is, I don't know what is. Thanks for confirming that, I guess.

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  5. Not a fan. I don't know her. So, no, I don't have anything nice to say about her. She may well be vain and vacuous and other nasty words starting with v. She might have crow's feet and perhaps didn't go to the best university in the world - I really don't care. I care more that women tear other women down. It worries me that some women (you) think so little of themselves that they invest their life energy obsessing about every tiny little flaw in some other woman. Then when someone (me) puts a mirror in front of you, you turn on them too. Calling me a bully doesn't make you less of one. But have you ever heard about how bullies dish it out but are too weak to take it? So, from one bully to another, I wonder, are you too weak to take a quick look at your "great life" as you appear online:
    - You ridicule and use amputees and children as props for your hate. Did you go to a top-tier university to learn that?
    - If you were proud of what you did or genuinely thought you were doing something good, you'd have the guts to put your name/s and face/s to it. But you stay hidden because you know any decent person would think less of you. You obviously don't think much of yourself because your blog reeks of projection (in case you didn't go to any tier of university, Google: psychological projection).
    - The most vicious online haters are women. The target is almost always successful and attractive and the haters hide their own identity. You are this cliche. This makes you more pathetic than any of the fangirls you mention because you let your obsession rule you - you let Mary rule your life. Ironic, hey?
    Me? My life is pretty good, not great. There are some things I'd change. I don't know why I felt compelled to tell you how sad your blog makes you seem. Usually I'd just feel sorry for someone like you then move on. There certainly is no shortage of negative nutters in the world. Maybe I thought it might help you - surely even you can see that you are better than this? But perhaps not.

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    1. Good god woman you seriously need to get a life and take your world mission with you.

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