I guess if Kate Middleton wears white in Singapore, then Yrma will wear white and WE'LL JUST SEE WHO WEARS IT BETTER, EH? The annual Mary Fund bored meeting was held yesterday at Amalienborg in Madam's psychodelic palace. Mrs. Caroline Heering was present as a bored member, as were other movers and shakers in Danish business and society who were doing penance as bored members for some minor lèse-majesté. How else do you convince otherwise smart, savvy, hard-charging, innovative people with strong reputations and social acumen to become members of a group that only exists to blow air into the sky dancer that they call Princess Mary Boganson and parade out occasionally for little speeches and in sparkly jools and fancy clothes so that Aussies will take notice, ahem, and finally give her some due. The day Brent Annells or Ryan O'Keefe sends out a press release that says he regrets the day he lost Mary and how it was the saddest day of his life and how he sees with perfect clarity that she is the most beautiful and worthy woman in the world is the day that Yrma La Douche may have her first real orgasm.
I'm with the guy on the far right - "when will this shit be over?"
"I am soooo cute and a total player on the world stage! Me!"
Photos: Steen Brogaard