"See? He does love me and treat me with respect when I make him. EAT IT, BITCHES."
Day Two picks up where Day One left off: MoreMore sliding off her boo-boop-pi-doo high at the COOL Denmark cooks show and coming back down to earth with her unique and startling mix of low confidence, vapid personality and narcissistic looker me tendencies. The natives are onto it. The bloke guiding her around Cidinha Kopcak shelter in Sao Paulo (only Mares would walk ahead of a guide!) is so done with Madam and they haven't even started! In a (new!) (pricey!) dress, Yrma counsels The Poors. They seem so inspired by her story of redemption and glory: overweight, ambitious, but none-too-bright bogan, schooled in the arts of VB-fueled, ute-scaped "man-pleasun", pins the balls of a European prince to the walls of her share house amidst overdue credit card bills and her granny's letter, thereby becoming The Most Beautiful, Delicious, Desirable, Deserving and Delectable with the quick squirt of a weak man's jiz and careful, hypnotic mind-f*cking to transpose his granny's qualities onto her person, sealing the deal with the lucky timing of his sibling's divorce. She is, indeed, an inspiration to all Poors who seek a better life and are willing to sell their souls to get it.
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Princess Mary heard 44-year-old Monica's horror story about a marriage characterised by both physical and psychological violence for many years. There was a touch of pain over Mary's beautiful, expressive face, while she was in the Cidinha Kopcak shelter in Sao Paulo sitting and listening to the 44-year-old Monica's horror story about a marriage characterised by both physical and psychological violence for many years.
Regular beatings were the order of the day for her, and as a mother of seven young children Monica could not see a way out of the hell she lived in before she randomly read about Cidinha Kopcak center, and has now for almost ten years struggled to help other women to a life without violence. You could hear a pin drop in the centre's assembly hall, when Monica put into words her pain, and Mary stared intently at her and flashed a big appreciative smile when Monica told that she had managed to break the vicious circle and have a good life.
"Now I can take care of myself. I'm getting an education as social help, and I'm happy. I know I'm a winner, and I want that more and more women are like me", said Monica and got blank eyes of movement when she saw Princess Mary reach out to her and put it in her hands.
The Mary Foundation, for which the Crown Princess is Chairman and initiator, also deals with domestic violence. Through the Council For Life, women can get financial, legal and psychological support to get out of an abusive relationship, and Mary rejoiced that Brazilian women now have a place to go where they can get similar help.
"Violence is never acceptable", ruled the Crown Princess and hugged Monica's hand. "I think women who are ready to talk about their relationship, do so often very openly, because they know it can make a difference for other women. When you put a face on the violence, it is sometimes much easier to understand how you can help fight it", declared Mary. The staff at the centre and the women who come to help flocked to Mary.
"I was SO SMART to match my new dress to the favela cage! Let's see yas do THAT, Kate Middleton!"
Good thing Yrma can't see the saddened, dismayed faces of her Brazilian guides. Crickey, it takes a LOT to pull a Brazilian into a funk!
"Oh, God, she's not even listening. She just put on a fake I'm Listening face, staring at a corner of the ceiling and hasn't noticed that it's the woman next to her who is speaking!"
"You are in waaaaaaaaaaay over your head, lady."
And then she suddenly realised that she would have to touch and interact with The Poors.
Whoopsie! No one told the organisers that Madam recoils at touch!
"Oh, yes, well, look at that, you're hugging me. Since I'm not caring for this at all, maybe you will notice and stop? Please?"
"Hahahaha. Hahahahahahahaha. HELP!"
"I don't care if you notice that I'm not actually embracing you, just mostly guiding you over to the side."
"Phew! That was unpleasant! How nice to dress up and forget that misery."
"You like the hot buns Søren is serving up on my head platter?"
"You realise, Mary, that any happiness I may display is strictly for show, right?"
"That's it, chica. Just keep smiling and we won't have to get our attorney Henrik Wedell-Wedellsborg to update the post-nup."
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