"See? He does love me and treat me with respect when I make him. EAT IT, BITCHES."
Day Two picks up where Day One left off: MoreMore sliding off her boo-boop-pi-doo high at the COOL Denmark cooks show and coming back down to earth with her unique and startling mix of low confidence, vapid personality and narcissistic looker me tendencies. The natives are onto it. The bloke guiding her around Cidinha Kopcak shelter in Sao Paulo (only Mares would walk ahead of a guide!) is so done with Madam and they haven't even started! In a (new!) (pricey!) dress, Yrma counsels The Poors. They seem so inspired by her story of redemption and glory: overweight, ambitious, but none-too-bright bogan, schooled in the arts of VB-fueled, ute-scaped "man-pleasun", pins the balls of a European prince to the walls of her share house amidst overdue credit card bills and her granny's letter, thereby becoming The Most Beautiful, Delicious, Desirable, Deserving and Delectable with the quick squirt of a weak man's jiz and careful, hypnotic mind-f*cking to transpose his granny's qualities onto her person, sealing the deal with the lucky timing of his sibling's divorce. She is, indeed, an inspiration to all Poors who seek a better life and are willing to sell their souls to get it.
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Article: Her og Nu
Princess Mary heard 44-year-old Monica's horror story about a marriage characterised by both physical and psychological violence for many years. There was a touch of pain over Mary's beautiful, expressive face, while she was in the Cidinha Kopcak shelter in Sao Paulo sitting and listening to the 44-year-old Monica's horror story about a marriage characterised by both physical and psychological violence for many years.
Regular beatings were the order of the day for her, and as a mother of seven young children Monica could not see a way out of the hell she lived in before she randomly read about Cidinha Kopcak center, and has now for almost ten years struggled to help other women to a life without violence. You could hear a pin drop in the centre's assembly hall, when Monica put into words her pain, and Mary stared intently at her and flashed a big appreciative smile when Monica told that she had managed to break the vicious circle and have a good life.
"Now I can take care of myself. I'm getting an education as social help, and I'm happy. I know I'm a winner, and I want that more and more women are like me", said Monica and got blank eyes of movement when she saw Princess Mary reach out to her and put it in her hands.
The Mary Foundation, for which the Crown Princess is Chairman and initiator, also deals with domestic violence. Through the Council For Life, women can get financial, legal and psychological support to get out of an abusive relationship, and Mary rejoiced that Brazilian women now have a place to go where they can get similar help.
"Violence is never acceptable", ruled the Crown Princess and hugged Monica's hand. "I think women who are ready to talk about their relationship, do so often very openly, because they know it can make a difference for other women. When you put a face on the violence, it is sometimes much easier to understand how you can help fight it", declared Mary. The staff at the centre and the women who come to help flocked to Mary.
"I was SO SMART to match my new dress to the favela cage! Let's see yas do THAT, Kate Middleton!"
Good thing Yrma can't see the saddened, dismayed faces of her Brazilian guides. Crickey, it takes a LOT to pull a Brazilian into a funk!
"Oh, God, she's not even listening. She just put on a fake I'm Listening face, staring at a corner of the ceiling and hasn't noticed that it's the woman next to her who is speaking!"
"You are in waaaaaaaaaaay over your head, lady."
And then she suddenly realised that she would have to touch and interact with The Poors.
Whoopsie! No one told the organisers that Madam recoils at touch!
"Oh, yes, well, look at that, you're hugging me. Since I'm not caring for this at all, maybe you will notice and stop? Please?"
"Hahahaha. Hahahahahahahaha. HELP!"
"I don't care if you notice that I'm not actually embracing you, just mostly guiding you over to the side."
"Phew! That was unpleasant! How nice to dress up and forget that misery."
"You like the hot buns Søren is serving up on my head platter?"
"You realise, Mary, that any happiness I may display is strictly for show, right?"
"That's it, chica. Just keep smiling and we won't have to get our attorney Henrik Wedell-Wedellsborg to update the post-nup."
Photos: Keld Navntoft/Scanpix 2012, APA
Righto blogger/s, off on my "world mission". Will leave you to your hate-filled life that looks as though it will be ruled for a long time by the very person you loathe. Ha - you are so sad and pathetic, it's almost funny. Except the joke is on you. Remember, it's never too late to go back to school and learn to do something useful.
ReplyDeleteThree Cheers!!!!!!!!!!! Totally agree.
DeleteWe're all entitled to our opinions, but I can't believe the cr*p this blogger writes about Crown Princess Mary, gaaaack. I'm surprised she hasn't been sued for libel (defamation of character).
ReplyDeleteIt's satire, Sherlock.
DeleteSherlock?? Too clever. Whatever, it was just a comment. I am neither a fan nor a critic of Mary. And satire or not, this lady is dancing in the fire.
DeleteHaha, She looks so unpleasant among the poor people
ReplyDeleteokaaay..bugger off now as you are ruining our fun.
ReplyDeleteYour last sentence should be directly sent to Mary, Anon. That's the best advice she could receive.
ReplyDeleteWell, isn't it nice that Yrma has at least one fan, and that the makers of rose coloured lenses are assured of at least one customer! BecB is that you?! Be careful with all that sugar, hon. You know what it does to the hips ...
ReplyDeleteIt's all about looks or the size of someone's hips for you isn't it? Most other people gave up being that small-minded at the age of about eight. And look up the word satire, ffs. Satire is clever, intelligent - this is just sad.
ReplyDeleteClever,intelligent this blog is not!
DeleteOh BecB, how simply marvelous! You're here. You found another site for your drivel. Now if you could only give us one good reason to respect, admire, take an interest in Yrma La Puke. Just one, hon, I'm not asking much here. Oh, and you do righteous indignation SO well! Gotta' send your posts to the Oscar folks. No doubt you'll make the nominated list next year!
ReplyDeleteAny Royal looks unpleasant amongst poor people but if they didn't you'd whinge about that!
DeleteOh, bless, you sad little person, making up names and belittling those who point out the obvious pointlessness of your Mary obsession. Your personality disorder is really very complex isn't it?
ReplyDeleteI would also like to know one Good reason to respect or admire Mary!
DeleteI love this blog. In my eyes it is telling the truth. Stay away if You disagree.
The Danish media Are blind to what is going on
Tell us why Mary doesnt deserve critique? In stead of just saying that people have a mental disorder because theybthink what they think. Too easy.
Right on, 4:15pm. And Frederik as a future king is very childish in the way he walks and stands, his clothes are too small and tight (then again, Joachim seems to swim in his outfits). At least Mary has worked on her image, she is the one who looks and acts regal.
DeleteLooking and acting regal is not behaving like a Hollywood starlett like Yrma does-Posing, posing and posing in couture outfits.
DeleteI love your blog.
ReplyDeleteThank You.