"Oiled Turkish wrestler" = not a good look for Madam!
Too much weight training, dieting and Pictish genes do not make for a feminine body. Wearing a smoke-stained dirty dish rag doesn't help matters, either. Boo-boo-pi-doo curls just add to the tranny look. No wonder Derf looks dismayed. What a long and winding road away from buxom, curvaliciously feminine Crown Princess Katja he has taken!
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