Monday, October 28, 2013

Looker MeMeMeMeMe! Tour #9,582, Day Five: Yrma Fails In Her Efforts to Be a Shining Global Star of Any Consequence, Nor to Finally Get a "The Killing" Jumper From Sophie Gråbøl

Breast cancer survivor, actress and all-round rock star Sofie Gråbøl for the win!
 
 
Yrma is such a silly, shallow, competitive little narcissist. It's all about having all of those court-approved photographers Photoshop her ugly mug before public release into one that has skin so young and dewy, you'd think she were 10 years old. And buying the exact same kind of dress that she wore in Oz a couple of years ago but this time in a whiter white than the other dress's creamy white. And pulling Sofie Gråbøl into the picture to make sure she was photographed with the woman who presented Camilla with a Killing jumper but not one for herself, and haha Mary probably makes fun of Sofie's short hairdo. Guess what, Mary, Sofie is a rock star: her short hair is growing back in after having undergone chemo treatments for cancer. A million kroner says that Camilla has written a note to Sofie herself expressing her care and concern about her cancer diagnosis, and Mary has not. Mary is such a stupid cow.
 
The Mary Show continues in Oz, with the Crown Prince Couple's Prize being awarded outside of Denmark for the first (and hopefully last) time. All for Mary. Mary is the only one at the podium. Mary has orchestrated this entire Looker Me! Tour to showcase Her Mazzaness! Except it's just so sad - no one cares. Except for the poor Danes who are being force-fed a bunch of really bad and sugar-sweet articles that appear in the Danish press, even the serious Danish press. The collusion of the Danish Royal Family and the press is just revolting in Denmark. Unless of course, it will come back to bite a surprised Mary in her flat ass. Bread and circuses until then. And what a sad delivery system: Mary is a nothing and a nobody. She's shallow and vacuous and ill-mannered and self-centred and probably kinda stupid and definitely kinda dumb and very likely even a hard drinker herself given her Pictish roots, Danish location and pressure-filled life.
 
Poor, dumb Maz. She could have just relaxed and set about balancing all of the requisite glamour PR that goes along with royalty with support for her husband, and a thorough delving into Danish culture, language and lifestyle. But you can't change a narcissist's focus: herself. Mary will never have anything remotely resembling charisma or charm or gravitas or care or concern or compassion. She will never draw the world's spotlight to her as she so desparately wants. It's not just a funny trainwreck, a portrait of extreme hubris to be used as an example to us all. It's a sad commentary on the state of royal Denmark. Daisy's always been defensive and self-protected, but as a woman of intellect and culture and with a full knowledge of the power of history, there has been reason to be proud of her as a monarch, if not feel fully warm towards her as a person. Mary's got nothing, and she forced this family to be kind to her, to take her in, not to help them and live a comfortable, charming life, but to suck them dry, beat them up and spit them out. Careful, Daisy. You've got to take matters into your own hands and get rid of her before you are too old and weak to do it. Fred with help can be better, and if not, Joachim is your truly royal son, the Schackenborgs will make you proud. Denmark will survive.
 
 
 




























Photos: Keld Navntoft, William West, David Gray, Brendon Thorne/Scanpix

48 comments:

  1. Mary's hairstyles do nothing but age her. She looks ancient but acts like she's all that. What on earth is the purpose of this visit except to promote Mary but your right no one is paying attention!!!!!

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  2. They both look stunning and very happy

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    1. Totally agree!

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    2. Yes, Frodo looks stunned and very happy it's over! Mary has camera hungry eyes!!

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    3. They both looked stunned and hairy vapy

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    4. They both looked happy and very nice. Why do you write such totally ignorant things about this family. Very unkind . Some accurate journalism would be nice. There is a difference between satire and ignorance. I see you are not listed as a friend of unofficial royal news anymore . Be careful you are not charged with libel!!!

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    5. Watch the video before you opine. Is such a distasteful event. Yrma up and down the stage, desperate to appear with her mexican senora look, sweating, pretending to forget the English, talking some words in a very bad Danish in the middle of one of her speeches. Who she thinks we are? stupids, idiots? Can´t se learn from others like Queen Maxima of Netherlands, Queen Sophia of Spain, Queen Sylvia of Sweden? (all foreigners, but with common sense) Never occurred to them such nonsense. Who paid all (tickets, foods, hotels...) for the entourage and the "winners"? You are right: We. Image for one second what "brilliant ideas" will occur to her when reign? More Mary´s Foundations? More Mary´s awards? More, More, More of Mary the Ordimary? Fred is an idiot without personality. We need help, we drift..

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    6. What will happen when they reign, the "Crown prince couple´s award" will end? No, it will be "Queen Mary award"I bet one DKK!
      ...And the winner of the commentaries is: "The long white ruffly dress makes her look like a cheap Mexican senora waitress working at a taco stand"
      You are great!!!

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  3. Oh, dear, you are so predictable and blinded by hatred. Nothing Mary can and will ever do, will please your frustrated mind. When she smiles, you are displeased and when she doesn't, your sneer. When she is dressed up, you are displeased and when she dresses down, you sneer. If she does not mention the people suffering from bushfires, you are displeased and when she does actually visit them, you sneer. It is so pathetic! And it is criminal that you try to describe crownprince Frederik as a stupid and mentally retarded person. He is actually the only royal with an academic degree. Being such an expert of the Danish royal family, you actually know so little. Your precious little Marie will never be queen of anything but your heart. You must know that the Queen herself has nothing to say as to who is her heir - that is fixed by birthright only and so be it! Get used to it, dear and please, go see your psychiatrist - you need her badly!

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    1. You sound very strange. Why would anyone who doesn't like and agree with this blog even read it much less write such an angry comment? Ever heard of free speech. But I digress and so will get back to the point
      Does Marie go parading back to France or Geneva for such a ridiculous self absorbed trip? Does Maxima run home to Argentina to show off? And have photos of her family taken and made public? And worst of all F and M have the already overburdened Danish taxpayers foot the bill. I wish that woman could put some heart and soul into just one of the many charities she pretends to care about. Its really sad that she cannot harness her position and connections to help move the world forward instead of just piling on the jewelry botox and designer clothes

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    2. Idiot. The queen can trump birth right if she chooses

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    3. No she can't. We live in a constitutional monarchy!

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    4. Regarding the misinformed reply above regarding a constitutional monarchy and its power. The queen or king can trump the normal right of succession or inheriting the throne if they don't approve of a marriage. Further parliament and the overtaxed peasant Danish citizens can get rid of the whole truck load of free loaders if they vote to. Ever heard of the Duke of Windsor. If you actually READ the constitution you'd know what's going on

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    5. I have read both the Constitution and the law of succesion, thank you very much. There is nothing in the law of succesion that indicates that the monarch can take back an approval! The Queen and parliament have to approve of marriages, but having done that, the issue of the couple is legal and in line to the throne. That cannot change. If the heir to the throne is not able to or willing to take over, the throne will be his son's or daughter's first and then whoever will be in line of succesion.

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    6. No, you are wrong. There is a principle in our Constitution: The welfare of the Danish people. The Queen can decide who will reign "for the welfare of the Danish people". She does not need another excuse . So, is not necessarily the first one (Fred), even if is the tradition (she is very traditional) . Think in this: What about if Fred becomes seriously ill? What about if he decide not to reign? What about if one day the polls do not favor Fred? Today monarchy is a business, its image is the product, so better is the best. This couple of idiots do not represent Denmark well, so the Queen can decide for the future of the business (I mean monarchy). Don´t worry about the law. The parliament makes the law (they are humans). They will fix it, believe me, you can not imagine how close I am to these issues. Yrma is worst than you think...

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    7. You're wrong wrong wrong

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    8. Where in the constitution do you see this? In my opinion neither Queen nor parliament can change the succession, but of course you're right in the fact that the people can. But it is considered extremely difficult to change the constitution. The bill has to pass two referendums with an election in between. At the moment there is no signs that the parties will change the constitution. (And by the way, I have noticed that our socialdemocratic prime minister hugs Frederik, when they meet, :) don't you think he is pretty safe with her?)

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  4. Amber, Amber, try to find a husband, you are getting old and maniac. Fred isn´t the only royal who has an academic degree, prince Joachim has too in agriculture sciences. Prince Felipe from Spain is a lawyer and king Willem Alexander is Master in History, Maxima is an economist. Letizia from Spain is journalist and Mathilde has an academic degree (speech therapist).... Yrma is a hybrid frustration between law and marketing (who knows?). Is ok., Yrma and Derf will sink our monarchy. They will have to work to eat. Is their destiny. By the way, the white long dress is horrible. The black tie is funeral, she scares me....

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    1. She's probably trying but has some sort of block in achieving it. Probably makes her feel insecure about Marys jackpot.

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    2. The long white ruffly dress makes her look like a cheap Mexican senora waitress working at a taco stand. That strange black leather bracelet thingie she's wearing with it looks like a bondage accessory
      The two of them rarely touch each other. Hope shes stashing some mad money away for her post divorce life. Maybe that's why she likes freebies- she can sock away more money for when the taxpayer spigot is shut off

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    3. I was not talking about foreign royalty. Joachim's degree in agricultural economy is naturally OK, but NOT academic. Frederik graduated from a respected university. That is a fact. The Queen is clever, but she never graduated from university.

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    4. As the Anonymous reply says above the "queen is clever". Yes brilliantly clever to orchestrate an over the top luxurious lifestyle for her chain gang of freeloaders off the backs of the toiling tax paying peasants. Let them eat dirt!! If there is no dirt then let them starve!!! Yes Maggie is one clever broad. Indeed. Freddy isn't half as clever so watch out monarchy your free ride in the Rolls may come to an end

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    5. Frederick had a study partner (a very smart army officer who was also his bodyguard) since he was eighteen, This person supported him (a lot) in his academic career. Everybody knows that. About the Queen, she spent a year at North Foreland Lodge, a boarding school for girls in Hampshire, England, and later studied prehistoric archaeology at Girton College, Cambridge, during 1960–1961, political science at Aarhus University between 1961 and 1962, attended the Sorbonne in 1963, and was at the London School of Economics in 1965. She is a Fellow of the Society of Antiquaries of London and is very fluent in Danish, French, English, Swedish and German. If you have all these studies, you don´t need a diploma. Anyways, Fred will need soon his academic degree to work as an ordinary citizen here, just to support his big family (6), including the good-for-nothing of his wife.

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    6. Regarding the reply above posted at 12:23 pm about the queen's education. A year at this school a year at that school etc is not the equivalent of a college degree. Her university hopping is much like Marys job hopping before she leeched onto Fred. Sort of like they were running from something. Maybe poor job or school performance. Leave before you get fired or flunk out. With all the money that Maggie has couldn't see get a college degree. Just like learning disabled Derf she could have paid some "bodyguard" or "constant companion" to take her exams for her. Imagine the number of highly educated hard working Danish taxpayers slaving away day after day to pay for thebfree loaders jewelry, yachtt, Rolls Royce's (that's plural), closets full of outrageously expensive clothes, show off trips around the world, armies of servants, lavish parties, maintenance of multiple palaces, homes, castles, tasteless art collections, ex spouses (like Alexandra) and the ex sposes spouses (her husband Martin) who are fully capable of workingand on and on and on it goes until the peasants say ENOUGH. I think the old broads symbiotic relationship with the press is painting a rose colored picture of how much the monarchy contributes to the country when its actually the other way around. Eventually the Danes will get tired of it. Until then they better keep their checkbooks handy to support the royal chain gang

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    7. If the Australians are so happy to see these freeloaders then they should pay for this narcissistic show off trip. I bet if they had to foot the bill they wouldn't be so happy to see these clowns
      Fred and Mary polish up your resumes and get real jobs will you. Have some mercy on the Danish taxpayers

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    8. The Queen actually chose not to graduate. She planned the same way for Frederik, but he wanted to do the thing properly. So he took the whole degree. No matter how smart your "bodyguard or friend" is, you cannot graduate from a Danish university unless you have done a proper job personally. And Frederik did! That is a fact. Furthermore he has his military training and nautic education.

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    9. The old boss Maggie purposely chose to NOT to get a degree? That's makes no sense. Why would anyone do that? How in the world do you know how well Derffy did in college. Did you see his grades. Buzz off with your worthless fantasies

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    10. It is neither here nor there whether it makes sense to you. The Queen's education was planned for her. She was among the first students at Århus University. She did not graduate and was not supposed to do that. Frederik chose differently. It was not published how well or badly he did, but he DID graduate from Århus University. That is no fantasy.

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    11. Think about the time and conditions the queen was born and grow up. She was born in 1940, a week after the German nazi invasion of Denmark. Her grandfather died when she was seven years old, her father ascended the throne and Princess Margrethe therefore became heiress presumptive.
      On her eighteenth birthday, 16 April 1958, Margrethe was given a seat in the Council of State. She subsequently chaired the meetings of the Council in the absence of the King. They have to give her a complete education in a very short time, because her father did not have a good health. That´s why she spent a year at North Foreland Lodge, a boarding school for girls in Hampshire, England, and later studied prehistoric archaeology at Girton College, Cambridge, during 1960–1961, political science at Aarhus University between 1961 and 1962, attended the Sorbonne in 1963, and was at the London School of Economics in 1965. She had to learn Danish, French, English, Swedish and German and need to know as much as she could of everything: Politics, economics, law, international affairs, languages etc. She had no time to finish one career only. She had to study many things at the same time. Remember, she was queen at 32. She had another situation. Times have changed.

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    12. Many women born in the 1940s have college degrees. You can write a gigantic book of excuses for her lack of a college degree. Blah blah blah. But the truth remains she is not a college graduate. And most Europeans speak a minimum of two languages so her language skills are pretty ordinary. The wind up here is that her intellect is pretty average

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    13. How may women born in the 1940s, who are queens, have college degrees? How many europeans queens speak five languages? Elizabeth II only speaks English. Our queen is an artist and that´s extraordinary. Fred had nothing to do but study. He ended marrying a selfish, ignorant, uncultured creeper. Michelangelo never went to the university, Spinoza neither. Steve Jobs or Bill Gates never finished their studies. Many Gestapo officers had an academic degree, just like Fritz, the "monster of Amstetten" and Fred. You see? an academic degree means nothing if you are a bad person or finish your life like a mop in Yrma´s hands.

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    14. For the record, QEII speaks fluent French.

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    15. Thanks, and good for her! French was the language of diplomacy when she was young. Our queen speaks five, isn´t that great? Yrma speaks one and a half (English and 1/2 Danish). Spanish "infantitas" are studying English, French and Chinese. The little princesses from Netherlands speak Spanish at home and study German, English and French too. Xian study English and that´s it!

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  5. I actually think she looks pretty good in these photos.

    Australians are happy to see her here.

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    1. Anyone can look good with a professional photoshop team on their side!! And no Australian I know is happy to see her. She is a distraction. Money for security for her could be better spent on the bushfire relief. This is a sideshow only for Mary's ego.

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    2. At least the blind ones are

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  6. I have noticed that they are never Holding hands. Thats Strange. Something is wrong in that mariage. It is as Though they are trying to give the impression that everything is fine and harmony

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  7. My thoughts on the video of the show-
    - Christian's head is huge and he is not attractive at all. It would be one thing if he were an adolescent you'd think, oh he'll grow out of it, but at a young age this level of ugly is strong. He is very porcine looking, big ,round,pink and shiny.
    -Mary is a LIAR. first she wants us to believe that she tumbled into Danish so naturally. Yeah, right! That was just for show to make people think she's so good at being a perfect Danish princess. Gag me with a spoon. Then she said this was her first year out of Denmark. Bull!! you went to NYC and Africa it's just that no one knows or cares or remembers. Casual lying is a sign of sociopathy. Sorry!
    - I felt badly for the Danish winners to be in this audience. It was not a good or smooth fit for Australians and danes who know nothing about each other, even if The Killing is a good show we all know. It felt only for Australians but Australians didn't even seem to be that interested. Conclusion, this was for Mary's ego. It was obvious.
    -Fred said in English come visit to his children. Yeah, right they speak Danish at home. This is no problem because bilingualism is a gift but Mary pretends for us so we think she is wonderful. Shut up Mary who cares you are always going to be an ugly bogan.

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  8. You are right and funny in all your commentaries

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  9. Putting aside the snark and sarcasm, I'm sincerely interested in learning what exactly was achieved by this royal visit?

    I could be very wrong in my interpretation of things, but it does seem and appear as if CP Mary is much more comfortable and at ease fronting up to crowds of Australians than she is to the Danish citizens to whom she owes her crown and title.

    Kaye

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    1. Right she is more at ease with the Australians then the Danes. Maybe she's nervous around the Danes that they might catch on to how the royals are bankrupting the country with their lavish lifestyle. Derf and Yrma get jobs will you?

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  10. Cece, could you post the link to the interview done with the Clown Prince Parrots. I'd like for everyone to see in all their glory what complete losers these two people are and what horrible parents they are. Maz's treatment of Isabella is indefensible, and I hope Izzy gives it back to her mother in spades when she gets older.

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    1. Darling, it's there. It's embedded after my commentary, before the photo series. It's truly a revolting display and I feel horribly for Izzy that she has such a mum. Mazza loves her firstborn/future king/meal ticket and Josephine is her Mini-Me, and Princent's actually cute, but Izzy is the portrait of Fred, so of course she's out in the cold with her sad Far. Perhaps Auntie Katja could help straighten out Izzy's behavior once she's allowed back into the family.

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  11. They are the most beautiful royal couple or if not a royal just a beautiful couple. They love each other very much,they don't have to hold hands, the looks they give each other is all that is needed,it is no wonder that they have been my favorite royals for years. Love them,Love them.

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    1. Mary: You are insane. At least show pity for Izzy....You are not allowed to write here and the company hired to take care of your image either. Tell them to teach you Danish and to prepare a strategy to build up your image once the botox is gone... Find a place in Australia, you will be back soon (to live there)...

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    2. Of course you are talking about Willem Alexander and Maxima. Yes, they love each other and love their beautiful daughters. I am agree with you, for sure. But here, Fred and Mary are a disaster, darling blind

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  12. Like the Dutch, another royal pair who really love each (it shows in public) are the Norwegian Crown Prince and Princess - and what a beautiful family!

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  13. Yes, agree. Another examples: Charles and Camilla, William and Kate, Pavlos and Marie Chantal....

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