Guilty! Pupils dilated and diverted, you can practically see their accelerated heart rates!
There's a new Sydney Morning Herald article appearing this weekend about Princess Mary and her great love Mr. Christian Friis Bach and how their chemistry is palpable and. Wait, no. That's not it. Got the notes mixed up here. Ok, let's start again.
Yesterday, Little Mary Boganson met her super-crush and Poverty Celebrity Facilitator (it says so on his business cards) Mr. Christian Friis Bach, otherwise known as elected Member of Parliament and Development Minister and Undiplomatic Refugee Discourager, and together they went to meet at Christiansborg Palace, heart of the government (careful, Mary! no politics!), to discuss women's sexual health and reproductive rights. One staged photo was allowed inside, only one photographer was called to record arrival and departure. Of course, nothing was going on. It's all legit, people. It looks like Mary is deliberately thumbing her nose at Daisy and the no-politics rule that royals are to obey, but that's not what's going on, Mary is just super concerned about
Oh, and nothing is going on with her and Mister B because CFB brought his gorgeous wife to Daisy's party for the Vietnamese president not long ago because, impossible. JUST LOOK THE OTHER WAY PLEASE THANKYOU. Alright? It's about The Poors. Yeah, let's go with that. (For the record, there is no way CFB is banging Madam. They are both in this for other things, but do seem to have a thing for each other. CFB wouldn't act on it, but MoreMore would if given the chance. She is proving herself to be that stupid.)
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