Friday, October 25, 2013

Looker MeMeMeMeMe! Tour #7,403, Day Two: Sluuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppsons and Amber Appear for Jools, Fred Who?, and Tired Tanja: Obvious PR and Slurp-Fest

"Hi Mary! Sorry if we stole your thunder! First Harry, then George, then bushfires, now us. Sucks to be you!"
 
 
Mazza is PUMPED, you guys. Home at last, in new clothes, the rent-a-crowds are showing up on schedule, and Jane and Patty and Amber have finally made their public debut at the Ole Lyngaard boutique opening. Jane was wearing Marianne Dulong earrings, but no matter. Other freebies were in store for the four sluurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppers, certainly.
 
Our gal is ON, and really working the crowds, milking the moment with cameras around, with people handing her flowers on cue, with all the little Danish and Australian flags all Aussies just carry around with them for spontaneous eruptions of patriotism and an indication - ok, just in Mary's mind - that they really want the DRF instead of the BRF. Yet, how many came out for Harry? Million or so? Wonder if Harry had to pay his PR firm to pay people to show up, like Mary does?
 
Funny to see the photies at the bottom of this post, the ones with "Prince Franz" and "Vicki" on a sailboat, taken from a long distance. Mary's smile has disappeared, Fred has taken the lead since it's one of his favourite activities, and Mary slinks into a funk just as they gain their always vaunted "private time". It's like they just read Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom's breakup has garnered more hits than them. Boohoo! That's the real Mary, the one with a face that is both tighter than a tick, and looks like it's melting. Cheers!
 
 
 
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Photos: Keld Navntoft, David Gray, Jane Dempster, Saeed Khan, Brendon Thorne/Scanpix; Pure People

9 comments:

  1. All this is showing is that Maz is not popular at all in Denmark. And yet it's Denmark that gave her her much coveted Princess title.

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  2. Once again you twist events, pictures to reflect you. The pictures on the boat most likely reflect a peaceful time, why does she have to look "on" when its private time. She's "on" when she is at events, makes sense doesn't it?

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    1. Isn't that what you're doing too? Twisting goes both ways, you know.

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  3. no, just accept the photo for what it is. you are putting meaning into something that isn't there.

    Just accept it. you are not on the boat.

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  4. Wow, you really are a very jealous, spiteful and bitter soul. No doubt you're a bitter, unattractive and middle aged woman who can't bear to see other people happy and enjoying life.

    Sucks to be you!

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    1. Ugly Maz's goons come out again to defend their smelly master's honour.

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    2. What rubbish! I have absolutely no connection with Princess Mary or anyone in her family.

      It is easy for any objective bystander to perceive the utter ugliness of your soul. How dare you attack another woman simply because she is more attractive, stylish and - dare I say - romantically successful than you?

      Maybe you should spend your time setting up an internet dating profile instead of on your nasty, pointless and defamatory bile.

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  5. Looks like Mary's upper lip has loosened up from the botox overdose. Now give Fred some Crest white strips for his yellow teeth and they'll be good to go

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  6. Those Donaldson sisters look like theyve been driven a lot of miles. Very high mileage

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