Saturday, December 29, 2012

Yrma's New Lady Maid: Søren and Anja Are The True Powers Behind Mary's Throne: Found Someone Without a Life Willing to Raise Royal Children and Keep Yrma in Clean Panties and Pricey Mismatched Clothes



Lise on the far left? No wonder that bloke is protecting her from her evil future employer.


Se og Hør is reporting - and psuedo-royal mouthpiece Billed Bladet is repeating - that Madam La Comtesse de Hairy Sweaty Pits has found a replacement to play the underpaid, overworked, unappreciated role of Lady's Maid to Her Bogan Lowliness. Lise Møller Jensen was found in the same spot as Tina Jørgensen was back in 2004: the theatre costume shop for Linie 3.

Linie 3 is a comedy review troupe that the royals have patronised for years. Henrik in particular is a fan of their particularly Danish humour. No wonder Yrma never attends their shows! She can't speak the language or understand humour, subtle or brazen!

One of Linie 3's stars is Preben Kristensen, the husband to Mary's hair sculptor/weave master/bump-it wrangler Søren Hedegaard. It's all in the family. Søren probably introduced Madam to Lise at Tina's funeral and set the plot rolling. Helle's in those funeral photies, too, and so what sort of courtesan role does she play here in the negotiations? Does she represent MoreMore's interests in the great hall during her meeting with Søren's theatre agents as they come up with an agreement and his finder's fee? Shades of Anja's money-making intervention with Queen Ingrid's rubies!

Pity poor Lise. Had a nice comfy job for the past 25 years working in the wardrobe department of a successful and fun band of theatre pros, and now has been tapped (with her voluntary agreement?) to be - in addition to the official role of wardrobe mistress - the royal cleaner-upper, wipe-up-after-er, poo-cleaner, and lead nanny for four undisciplined and spoiled children whose self-esteem and worth will be crippling if she doesn't handle them well enough to counter the influences of More-y Antoinette's narcissistic personality and the Derfman's addictive behaviours. Given how notoriously bad the royal house pays its employees, is this even a lateral move salary-wise? She's basically giving up a career in theatre ... what am I saying? She's continuing a career in theatre! This time with real life actors and lots of baby poo!

Good luck, Lise. Just pray they don't hatch the Desparation Miracle Triplets.

Photo: Niels Meilvang

6 comments:

  1. Glad that Crown Princess Mary got a maid. She is always look very elegant and beautiful. Stop rubbishing about her. She is the best for the Danish Royal Family and a very down to earth Crown Princess of Denmark.

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    1. I dó not agree. I dont Think She is beautiful at All. She has No personality.
      Why Didnt they make a job advert? Think they Are supposed to dó that.

      Poor maid...

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    2. I'm a Dane. I do not agree either. Danish royalty has a history of being easy going and down to earth people. And with a reasonable use of money. With Henrik becoming a danish prince started a trend of spending money in the royal family. This trend has increased immensely with Mary. And if you as a citizen felt that you really got something positive for all that money - no harm done. This is not the case in my humble opinion. To me both Henrik and Mary are two very odd persons with strange behavior and especially Mary with a very fake, cold and arrogant behavior among easy going Danes. She is like a joke. Not really human. Easy to see. But off course none of them are born into royalty. So how can they BE royals. Mary is not Queen materiel. She behaves more like a working class girl, who has married into a better life position. Nothing wrong with working class. Only when you as Mary makes yourself into someone you are not and puts your fake nose into the sky to look down on fellow citizens. That's bad behavior and poor education. Henrik is by the way sort of "Queen" material.

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  2. I don't think she is fake at all. Crown Princess Mary has a sense of duty for the Danish Royal Family and the people of Denmark. She comes from a very humble background but well educated family. People don't accept the fact that Mary has married into the Royal family and try to belittle her. I saluted her as she has done a very good job as Crown Princess, wife and mother to her 4 children. By the way, I think their children are adorable and very well behave.

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    1. That woman definitely comes from a humble lower middle class of a small town, but not a very cultured one. That she completed her university degree from a lowly university in oz does not qualify as being well-educated. After almost a decade in her new adopted country, she barely speaks Danish and has no knowledge of art and history etc. She is interested in expensive stuff only. She is disliked because she is greedy, silly and arrogant as if she were born to rule those peasants compulsively worshipping the ground her rotten smelly skanky paws walk on. Some peasants are just compulsive suckers and deserve the smelly bogan.

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  3. Lady Diana Spencer was born in the aristocracy, but she felt very close to ordinary people because she had the sensibility of an angel. That´s why people still loving her. She will be our princess forever. This Mary is an ordinary woman, so arrogant and fake, a real idiot. (Idiot according to ancient greek (idiote) was the person who didn´t care about public things and was selfish). HRH Princess Grace wasn´t born aristocratic, but she was so kind, concern and delicate in her behavior that she was more princess than others born as princesses. Mary isn´t genuine, that´s why she is lost in the world of modern royalty. She should learn from Princesses like Maxima or Mette Marit. Ok., not too far, from Alexandra Manley. She is what she is, she is Alexandra with her warm smile, her sincere eyes, her helping hands. Marie won our Queen´s hart with her natural behavior and sense of duty. This Joachim is a lucky prince.

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