Tuesday, December 25, 2012

En Glædelig Jul: Daisy Enjoys a French Noël at Schackenborg Away From the Boganborg Crowd in Copenhagen



No word on what little aesthetic or surgical procedure Princess Marie may or may not have subjected herself to recently in France, as per Se og Hør reports (not always 100% - cheap rag), but either way, she was indeed back home in Møgeltønder in time to receive her guests for Christmas. Daisy and Henrik arrived in Jutland on 21 December, ready to head down the road to Schackenborg Slot soon thereafter. Marie's mother and step-father, M. et Mme Grassiot, are among the Christmas party, as are Princes Felix and Nikolai who are spending the festivities with their father this year. What a fun, full house - and so good for the multilingualism of the Schackenborg tribe! The entire family was at church for mass on both Christmas Eve and Day.











Meanwhile, in stark contrast to the beautifully merged blend of the dignified and the relaxed over in Møgeltønder, the Derfies and their boganettes made a photocall for Christmas Eve mass at the Garnisons Church. This is the church noted for funerals of many of Daisy's old friends in the nobility - and therefore where Papa Slurppppppson and his Moody Dumpling Susan have crashed many a wake buffet. True to the spirit of Derf and Yrma not being able to enjoy each other's company for long, friends Jeppe and Birgitte Handwerk were on hand to distract the bogan royals from having to talk to each other. Cute of Madam La Comtesse de Taroona to pretend to gallantly hold her husband's arm, children underfoot, clad in a tacky fur-trimmed coat, in a well-staged effort to embody a Royal Mother Earth tableau. No one's fooled, Mares; the way you look at Izzy is shameful. In a positive development, Izzy was given a scarf to put around her neck for the first time! (Thank you Auntie Birgitte?) The next morning, curiously enough, Derf and Yrma attended church alone together and in a foul mood. Can't be around four rowdy kids engulfed in a sea of tissue, boxes and battery-powered toys? THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD SO MANY. Idiots.


Happy Christmas to all!

Photos: Ole Bjørk, Poul F. Skøtt

13 comments:

  1. She looks at least 50 in that last photo. I suppose the pissed-off look that she's sporting contributes to this look. Can't say I blame Marge and Henri for choosing to spend Christmas with the Schacks instead.

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  2. Crown Prince Couple of Denmark is the best and if you have nothing nice to say about them, stop writing about them and their children . I think you are jealous that you are not the Crown Princess Mary. I rather have Crown Princess Mary than Marie and I think Jokke and Bon Bon set a bad example, had started relationship before they got married, that was why he got rid of Countess Alexandra and paid her handsomely to keep her mouth shut. At least Crown Princess Mary worked before she married to the Crown Prince Frederick. What did Marie do?. Making coffee at her step father's office and her resume is a joke!. Marie's family has too many history of divorced.

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    1. Clown Princess Mary worked at a place called King Cash with her live-in lover, screwed up the Apple Australia account with the Buzzle campaign Siimon Reynolds at Love ad agency (can you really take that seriously?) let her get away with for no good reason, and then got a job after her embarrassment at Love with Belle Property only through Fred's contact Chris Meechum. Mary's former bosses could not say nice things about her in the Marymentary. She was a professional screw up.

      Marie on the other hand got a degree in the US (after four years, like American undergrads, UNlike other Europeans who go over there for a year or semester) from Manhattan Marymount College. Not bad. She made a path for herself in the English-speaking world - rare for a Frenchy. She stayed on after graduation and came home after 9/11 which is entirely understandable with the US economy shaky and war drums beating god help us. Marie didn't need her daddy's resume on her own like they did with Mary since monolingual Mary's CV stinks to high heaven on its own!

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    2. If Marie was so successful, then why was her longest job as secretary for her own stepfather? She couldn't even pass her driver's license exam by the time of the official engagement.

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  3. If anyone thinks the clown couple from boganland are "the best", s/he should really get out more. If there is nothing good or decent about this pair of buffoons, you can't just make up something nice for them, can you?

    Honestly, it is very difficult for normal people to get jealous of mare donkeyson. What is she? An arrogant, narcissist middle-aged bogan with a wrinkled face, sun-damaged skin, poor language and social skills and a husband ignoring or even humiliating her in public from time to time. She did jump from job to job after graduating from a bottom tier university in her hometown, and not to forget she also hopped from bed to bed before snapping up the poor derf. She is a joke, and a big smelly one.

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  4. Im sorry but in the very last photo as Frederik and Mary are walking together to church they seem to be holding hands. In fact they look very content together, as is the case in many many candid photos. Could you please explain (with some substance) on what basis you think they are not? I would really like to know. Thank you

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  5. Why isn't Isabella wearing that pretty pink coat that she wore to the Christmas concert? It was so pretty on her and she looked like a real little girl for once. Lady Louise wore a similar style coat to church yesterday. I looked to see if Marie Chantal sells that coat, but I didn't find it there. Mary should take more advantage of a cousin-in-law and her cute children's clothing company. Poor Isabella seems to get cast-offs or highly vulgar clothes like that ugly mink vest.

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  6. The reason why Marge and Henri spent time at the shack to keep an eye of the boys in case Marie means to them during their stay with their father. I witnessed before how they being left out during the baptism of their step sister. Two years ago they also went to the shack when the boys were around!. It has nothing to do with them closer to the Jokke and bon bon.

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    1. Teh stupid, it hurts!!!

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    2. Athena is not their step-sister, she is their half-sister, big difference.

      And just how do all you people know what goes on with the Danish royal family and the reasons behind their actions? Wow, I wish I had your insight into their minds.

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    3. You must be joking or are in denial of the plain truth. The boys have been spending lots of time with Marie and getting along well with her, and obviously adore their half brother. It is easy to understand why Marge and Henri just enjoy their company rather than the miserable clown couple's.

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  7. They are not clown couple, they are The Crown Prince Couple of Denmark and how did you know the boys have been spending a lot of time with Marie. Did you watch the half sister's baptism and how she totally ignored her step sons until Prince Henrik interfered that the boys should walked with them as they walked out of the church after the baptism.

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  8. Don't forget that tacky flower arrangement with the hearts representing Joachim, Marie, Henrik, and Athena.

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