Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Two Can Play This Game: Little Yrma Boganson Sees Maxima's Queenship and Raises Her With Her Own Microfinance Initiatives and BFF Muhammad Yunus

Muhammad Yunus, Christian Friis Bach (Mr. Mozambique) & a bogan


"OK, Maxi-pad. Congratulations on your little promotion down there in your druggie, water-world kingdom with your dykes and wooden shoes and such. Nothing in that to furrow my brow. In fact, since you'll now be busy with a constitutional stick up your arse and having to finally do something with your hair, I have decided that it is about time you pass on those little money parties to ME. I have taken the liberty of inviting your bestie Muhammad Yunus, Nobel Peace Prize laureate, to come discuss his ideas on giving everyone in the world a piggy bank and a business. I conned the Foreign Ministry into sponsoring a, what did they call it, a think tank conference blah blah as the guise for getting him here. But it's weird, I never saw the tank. I even put on my conference wardrobe and as you can see in the video below, Tanja translated for me. Anyway, I think he's so democratic, bringing the core beliefs of greedy capitalism and grifting to the masses. I set up my own piggy bank The Mary Fund based on the Boganson family ALERKA piggy bank. Dude, I got a free trip to Davos on it and sat next to really super rich people. Guess what, that means I am someone important. Oh, wait, you weren't there, were you? Guess you're not a Young Global Leader like ME. Poor little Maxima. You just don't get it, do you, hon? I've been thinking, this queen thing actually isn't something I'm ready for - YET. I still have too much mischief to do before getting constrained by the Constitution. I'm married to someone who's own constitution is just not quite delicate enough for my taste. There is still more mental fragility I have to encourage; this is part of the reason why we're moving back to Kancellihuset - you can do more damage in isolated settings. See, you're in a happy marriage so you have no idea what I'm dealing with. But mark my words, sister. While you're off opening up the vast, Orange diamond vaults, I will be fortifying my position as Diana v2.0: Mo' Richer, Mo' Fantastisk. Never mind that a bunch of stupid Spanish handball fans didn't bow and scrape to me appropriately. In the end, I will win, baby. I will win it all."

Video: Ministry of Foreign Affairs



Photo: Jesper Sunesen, Billed-Bladet

14 comments:

  1. Yep, this is a perfect encapsulation of Mosh's deranged thought process.

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  2. oh puhhlease !! Maxima has more talent in her little pinky than this photo-op limelight stealing twit! Mary is so blatantly stupid it's painful to watch! Also blatant in her fervour to steal someone else's thunder. Like anyone cares what money schemes she's cooking up next! In the end it's just another way to funnel money in her pocket by way of gifts and sponsorships.

    Maxima comes from a corporate high finance dealing background so she's well informed and educated to mingle with the elites.
    Mary by contrast doesn't have the stamina nor the diligence to keep up with any project long term. Her modus operandi seems to be to invite the press, make a fanfare in the beginning of every new project...Fast forward to a year later and it's all abandoned! That's her m.o! And the lame and lazy Danish media just eats it up. The Danes lose out in the end ...and the old grey courtiers in the palace let out another constipated fart

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  3. I had to laugh over "with your dykes and wooden shoes and such". Maybe you meant it, maybe not; but here in North America a wall to hold back water is usually spelled DIKE and a lesbian is DYKE. Good one!

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    1. Absolutely intentional - this post was written in Mary's voice and I doubt she'd know the difference! Glad you got it!

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  4. Mary needs to stick to social causes not these complicated finance matters. Stick to things that don't require as much brain power Mary. But the problem is, social causes such as homelessness and tackling poverty are not as glamourous as going to Davos pretending she's as knowledgeable as a roomful of ACTUAL intellectual experts.

    Lots of social programs Mary needs to support right here in Denmark. The kind that's not gonna matter what designer label her outfit of the day is ... but but she won't be mugging anytime soon with any poor destitute sick people. Sorry Danes, Mary thinks in her high minded way she's too superior to be dealing with lowly causes like that ...oh but she will gladly spend your money to sashay into glamour events...
    Always the ever fake and superficial Mary! And she wonders why people can't stand her bony skanky ass...........

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  5. why is there a need for translation? No English?
    so is pretty boy there translating in Danish for Mary??! LMAO
    oh to be a fly on the wall observing Mary absolutely lost in translation! Fred sure picked a winner! Haha


    Sorry Danes, don't mean to laugh at your misery ;-)

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  6. Think it is rather provocating they Are moving back. There has beek spent afortune ón their recent place.
    They just act as though they have No resposibility. They just behave like a normal family.
    You have duties! If You want to act Like a normal family Then dont be a Crown couple.

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  7. What a poisoness bunch of twits you all are. It would be a delight to have all of you featured (pictures and articles etc for a few weeks) and then write criteques on your stature, your families, your clothes sense, your expressions, your total lack of brains, your neediness to be relevant (ha,) lack of education and total ineptitude. Leave them alone, they are doing an excellent job and I believe most people admire them.

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    1. Are you Yrma? No, you are only a blind

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    2. She must be yrma the uneducated skanky bogan from tassie. She can't spell as usual.
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    3. Perhaps you are operating on the basis that anyone is better than Kate Muddleton. Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but they're both really bad news ... but hey, you are welcome to them both. Good riddance! Oh yes, and take Fred too. Yes, please, take him! We don't want him!
      In fact, take the whole lot of them. They'll help your economy, spend lots of money, and live the life o' Riley. But they'll be out of Danmark ... halleluia!

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  8. Muhammad Yunus
















































    What happen to this woman? She makes me sick! Why is she using good people for her personal interest? Mr. Yunus is an international peace figure, not Yrma´s toy. She waste millions of danish kroners in shoes, purses, gala dresses, hair extensions and botox and then invites Mr. Yunus to tell him how sad she is for the poors of the world?







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    1. genie in the bottleFebruary 1, 2013 at 2:00 AM

      it's Mary's attempt to stay relevant by associating herself with intelligent and accomplished people. As if by associating herself with people like Professor Yunus their smarts would rub off on her.
      Haha Sorry Mary, being smart doesn't spread like the flu. It's not contagious like that. If you were born an idiot and a gold digging skank you'll stay and die that way too.
      The leopard does not change his spots!

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  9. Maybe Moshpit is looking at high-profile Sponsors for the future pphotography exhibit ... THe Brown Poors of the world show ... sponsors by the UN and Mr Yunus ... but They dont know it will be to come drink champaign and act silly all for Mosh's Ego!!! Read it in Billed Bladet next month ...

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