Muhammad Yunus, Christian Friis Bach (Mr. Mozambique) & a bogan
"OK, Maxi-pad. Congratulations on your little promotion down there in your druggie, water-world kingdom with your dykes and wooden shoes and such. Nothing in that to furrow my brow. In fact, since you'll now be busy with a constitutional stick up your arse and having to finally do something with your hair, I have decided that it is about time you pass on those little money parties to ME. I have taken the liberty of inviting your bestie Muhammad Yunus, Nobel Peace Prize laureate, to come discuss his ideas on giving everyone in the world a piggy bank and a business. I conned the Foreign Ministry into sponsoring a, what did they call it, a think tank conference blah blah as the guise for getting him here. But it's weird, I never saw the tank. I even put on my conference wardrobe and as you can see in the video below, Tanja translated for me. Anyway, I think he's so democratic, bringing the core beliefs of greedy capitalism and grifting to the masses. I set up my own piggy bank The Mary Fund based on the Boganson family ALERKA piggy bank. Dude, I got a free trip to Davos on it and sat next to really super rich people. Guess what, that means I am someone important. Oh, wait, you weren't there, were you? Guess you're not a Young Global Leader like ME. Poor little Maxima. You just don't get it, do you, hon? I've been thinking, this queen thing actually isn't something I'm ready for - YET. I still have too much mischief to do before getting constrained by the Constitution. I'm married to someone who's own constitution is just not quite delicate enough for my taste. There is still more mental fragility I have to encourage; this is part of the reason why we're moving back to Kancellihuset - you can do more damage in isolated settings. See, you're in a happy marriage so you have no idea what I'm dealing with. But mark my words, sister. While you're off opening up the vast, Orange diamond vaults, I will be fortifying my position as Diana v2.0: Mo' Richer, Mo' Fantastisk. Never mind that a bunch of stupid Spanish handball fans didn't bow and scrape to me appropriately. In the end, I will win, baby. I will win it all."
Video: Ministry of Foreign Affairs
Photo: Jesper Sunesen, Billed-Bladet