NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!: Maxima To Become Queen: Mary Must Curtsey and Be Out-Blinged: She Plots Revenge: If Daisy Won't Abdicate, Yrma Will Resort to Other Measures

Soon to be Queen Maxima, eventual Queen Regnant Victoria, and a diminished bogan!

 

 

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDD!

 

Poor Derfie. At least he's all the way over in Hong Kong sailing with Papa and far from the spectacle of Madam walking around their psychodelic palace with a knife and a killer look in her eyes, slinging spit every time she moves her head. Daisy's days are numbered if Madam gets her way. It was announced yesterday that Queen Beatrix of the Netherlands will abdicate the throne in favour of her son Willem-Alexander on 30 April of this year. This will make Maxima the Queen and their oldest daughter Catharina-Amalia the Princess of Orange and direct heir to the throne. That tall, happy, healthy weight, fun, sponteneous, financially astute, affectionate woman who wears her clothes not the other way around and is loved by her new countrymen and women without a palace PR campaign will now be a Majesty to which little Mary Donaldson, so high on her Royal Highness status, will have to curtsey. A lucky skank in her dinky tiara with hot glue gun pearls against a tall drink of water sparkling in her treasure trove of Orange jools. The article below won't make Yrma very happy about her immediate future. "NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!"

Article: BT

Daisy's Not Leaving Until She Croaks

The royal crown is very far into the future for Crown Prince Frederik. But that fits the Crown Prince - and Queen Margrethe is fine with him not having a view to the throne after tomorrow, says the country's leading royal historian.

"It's an almost unbreakable tradition that the Danish monarchs stay til they reach death's door. This is how it's been for the last 500 years, and so surely it will be so with Queen Margrethe", says historian and royal expert Sørensen to BT.

"It is something completely different with the Dutch Queen Beatrix, who has just proclaimed that she wil abdicate in favour of her son Willem Alexander.

"In the Netherlands it is a tradition that the monarch abdicates when they get older. Typically a while after they hit 70. This is how it was with Beatrix's mother and also her grandmother."

According Hovbakke, the Dutch royal family is almost the only one in Europe where it has been tradition that the monarch goes by before time and makes room for heir to the throne.

Beatrix announced Monday night that her son Willem Alexander become Holland's king when she abdicates in about three months, on 30 April. And kings and queens are getting older, because they live longer today.

"It is one of the most deeply entrenched traditions of the Danish royal family to be seated until you die. There must be something special, if it should change. For example, the queen becomes so ill that she can not do her job."

"Queen Margrethe is 72, and one can easily imagine that she will go on for another 20 years from now. And she has said several times that there should be no doubt that she will remain until she dies. As is the tradition."

How do you think it fits Crown Prince Frederik that he has no prospect of becoming king so far?

"It's hard to say, but I actually think that the role of the Crown Prince fits the succession excellently. It is a long process to find his roles, to define himself and find out how to do it. It also took some time for Margrethe, to find out how she was going to fulfill her role as queen."

"When Frederick was 18-20 years he had some concerns about looking forward to being king, but especially after he became a father, it seems as if he is really good as heir to the throne. And it's not my opinion that he is in a hurry to become king", says Sørensen.

 

 

 

"Check yourself before you wreck yourself, bogan."

 

 

"You might want to think very seriously about slipping some arsenic in your mother's tea. I WANT MAJOR BLING. Why should that crazy Argentinian get it all?"

 

"Oh, that one? Your wife thinggie? You need to check that abdication business at the door because I'm not curtseying to that arrogant woman."
 

 

"Ready to stay in Denmark all the damn time? Because I am ready to be Queen NOW."

 

 

 

"Can I get a silencer? Daisy's hard of hearing, but I still don't want to ruin the surprise."

 

 

 

 

"When we all walked into the room, we saw that she had Fred on his knees, begging for the treat she balanced on the end of his nose!"
 

 

"Make this princess sh*t go away NOW. I'm reaching for the top."

 

"You know she wants you six feet under, right?"

 

"I am not f*cking around, Fred. Do I need to drag up some old friends from the Sydney docks to do the job?"

 

 

"Hope you can make it to the coronation ceremony, Mary!"

Photos: Various, many thanks to the Order of Royal Splendor blog