Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Salute!: Yrma on Full Alert (Or Full Meds) In the Presence of the Nearly All-Male Home Guards at New Year's Concert

"Mens!!!"
 
 
Yrma La Douche was present last night at the Home Guards' New Year's Concert at Copenhagen City Hall. The Home Guards is the domestic military branch that has Madam as a member: she was made a sargent then a lieutenant in 2009. This is the group for which MoreMore trained with both her lady-in-waiting Caroline Heering and a pair of emerald cut amethyst earrings.
 
Look how this otherwise dead-eyed human shell comes alive when only in the company of men. It's like her Potts Point days, hanging out in bars, scamming on rich men until - bingo! - the king daddy lord of all dumb rich men comes walking in during the 2000 Olympics. Mares doesn't seem in any way sexual, but she does seem like a woman who never learned to relate to men without trading on sexual favours. And that behaviour was never unlearnt. Remember when she was in Afghanistan? She was practically flirting! Even when she and Derf were in DC, she put on body glitter and curled her hair for the injured troops at Walter Reed. At least on a night like tonight's, she doesn't have to know Danish, just sit back and listen to the music (and think of Australia).
 






Photos: Hjemmeværnet

15 comments:

  1. Only a desperate, cloistered military man could think Yrma desirable!!!!!

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    1. Or those who would jump on anything that is moving.

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  2. Mary is starved for male attention so of course she's in heaven surrounded by macho military men! Hubby Fred doesn't pay her this much attention anymore so she's lapping it up here and getting some flirting in at the same time. It's rather sad and pathetic

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  3. Mary the cuckolded fool eats monkey doo doohJanuary 17, 2013 at 10:08 AM

    To counter Fred's cheating, Mary would have affairs if she could but that would just expedite their divorce, something she would avoid at all costs ...what and miss out in a paid-for Prada-filled lifestyle???! Not in a million years!

    Mary would rather eat monkey pooh than go through a divorce. Remember my slow fellow Danes, she's entitled to that "queen" title so she would put up with anything to get it!!! When you come from nothing and are then thrust into ridiculous wealth because of silly luck and your
    own evil machinations and manipulations, wouldn't you want to hold on to that prize? And Denmark is a prize for this simple-minded , greedy and opportunistic bitch...There's no where else she would live a life of luxury as she does now....But at what expense? At the expense of her soul! At the cost of selling her soul and self-respect for a few Prada dresses and shoes. Such is the life of sad and desperate Mary, a cuckolded foolish wifey

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    1. Do you mean kangaroo pooooh? Mary is familiar with kangaroo and koala bear pooooh pooooh! LOL !!

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  4. why isn't Fred with her? (what was that? he's busy under a blonde?) hmmm Tres naughty!!! (oh they're just talking? ok got it! uh huh)

    But seriously, as a former military man shouldn't he be there to show his support? (and keep his eye on Mary's flirting?)
    Wow he really can't stand his skanky azz wife to be spending time next to her more than necessary!
    Tres sad! 2013 is starting out with a .... dud !

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    1. Fred isn`t there because he is busy having fun without her. What does he do the days we don´t see him around? Everybody works everyday: the doctors, the teachers,the businessmen, the firemen, the policemen, even Yrma has her botox sessions and her hair therapy as part of her "work". Fredless should be there, because he is a former military man. Danes, pay the bills!

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    2. Came upon this by accident that will not be repeated. Potty minds to all of you. Spending your time on this sort of negativity makes me think none of you is working either. You are probably in a gaol cell/solitary confinement or otherwise living off public funds.

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  5. Let´s be serious. The fact is that he will be the King of Denmark soon or later, so he must have fun as much as he can until that moment happens. That´s why he doesn´t go to work now, (I mean dress up, smile for the flashes and take his good-for-nothing wife everywhere) (What a job!) and rather go sailing, biking, trekking, dancing, running and drinking away from the "chosen". Those two will be together for ever and ever, because she is functional to his interests and he fulfill her needs (Prada, Louboutin, Blahnik, Channel, Ferragamo, Botox...). The kids? Denmark will take care of them! The monarchy? God will help. The wallet? Ah! that deserves another long commentary...

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  6. Denmark is better off being a republic when Daisy kicks the bucket! these two idiots Mary and Fred do not have what it takes to run ANYTHING!! they can't even parent on their own without a dozens of nannies doing the bulk of the work!!!!! How can they be called to head a monarchy? ...it's the biggest joke! Froyo can't get it together and his wife is too busy being a famewhore to be an effective consort!
    Denmark deserves better!

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  7. Mary is a complete fuckkkking bitch! !!!!! !!!! !!!!!!!
    Bitch spends our money like crazy but acts like we are too much of a bother to her. hate her attitude! her snobby "she's better than us" attitude! fuckk her and her lazy ass husband! fuckkk Daisy too for just letting this freak show go on and on ...............

    p.s
    what's wrong with mary's stupid eyes ???...they are cross-eyed ! we are so sick of looking at her stupid owl eyes, always posing and seeking out the camera!

    p.p.s MARY of Hobart is one horrid bitch !!

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  8. sorry...was that too much?. just really frustrated here!
    LOL
    back to Copenhagen post I go...................... but you keep this blog going! whoever you are, you have a role to play and fulfill because our regular media doesn't have the guts to speak out against the royal family's many disgusting and disturbing actions...

    so good job!!!! !!!!!!!!! here's to more!

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  9. Yrma is a joke.
    Keep this blog going.
    Biæledbladet Is so uncritical. But hasnt even Good stories about yrma. Only 'yrma kiles to be a twin mum' and so ón.

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  10. Danes: Imagine Yrma at Derf´s coronation. Denmark hasn´t enough place for her ego. If she wants to be there with some dignity, she must learn danish! Fred, why? Why she and not Katja?. Look at prince Charles. He did it almost at the end of his life! What about you? Are you going to wait that long? Are you going to be unhappy all that long? Just make the decision. Denmark will love Katja and her son, and she will help you with Xian, Izzy and the twins. You don´t have to share your life with a woman you don´t love anymore. If stay with her is the sacrifice you make for Denmark; then We, the danish people, say: Your only debt crownprince is to be happy.

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    1. well said!!! Fred needs to follow his heart!

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