Yrma La Douche was present last night at the Home Guards' New Year's Concert at Copenhagen City Hall. The Home Guards is the domestic military branch that has Madam as a member: she was made a sargent then a lieutenant in 2009. This is the group for which MoreMore trained with both her lady-in-waiting Caroline Heering and a pair of emerald cut amethyst earrings.
Look how this otherwise dead-eyed human shell comes alive when only in the company of men. It's like her Potts Point days, hanging out in bars, scamming on rich men until - bingo! - the king daddy lord of all dumb rich men comes walking in during the 2000 Olympics. Mares doesn't seem in any way sexual, but she does seem like a woman who never learned to relate to men without trading on sexual favours. And that behaviour was never unlearnt. Remember when she was in Afghanistan? She was practically flirting! Even when she and Derf were in DC, she put on body glitter and curled her hair for the injured troops at Walter Reed. At least on a night like tonight's, she doesn't have to know Danish, just sit back and listen to the music (and think of Australia).