Thursday, November 8, 2012

Funeral for Tina Jørgensen, Yrma's Lady's Maid: And The Oscar Goes To...

Purple eye makeup is great for making it look like you've been bawling your eyes out. Only catch: you've got to less perfectly apply the mascara next time. So close!


Yes, narcissists can feel feelings (it's sociopaths who can't and must learn how to fake it). But as torn and scrunchy-faced as Yrma Vep got at her lady's maid Tina Jørgensen's funeral today, tears didn't actually flow nor would they have been all for Tina. No doubt MoreMore is sad that Tina died too soon and that she won't be able to iron her clothes be in her life any longer. However, just like Derfie at the altar whose eyes watered with melancholy, sad resignation long before cold bride Yrma and her pants-less papa walked into the Copenhagen Cathedral to the overwrought, imperious tune of Zakok the Priest, the tears are just well situated enough to be assumed for what they aren't in reality. No water came out of those ducts (Madam must be low on her specialty crying oignons), the make-up ain't smeared and this public breakdown is most likely a convenient situational breakdown sourced elsewhere, perhaps because of her shitty emotional life or her need to project perfection despite no one demanding such from her. The dirty hair was a nice touch, though; screams "I've been too distraught to shower!" when we all know that hygeine is not her priority. Xian is actually the one who helps let down the side(-show) on thissie.

What is wrong with this child? He is brought without siblings to a funeral of a woman he was apparently quite close to. This was a good move by Mary, for certain. Seven is old enough to be included in the ceremony and to be talked to about death and sadness. But why isn't he connecting with the occasion or the people engaging with him!? We know the answer, partially anyway: he's Mary's son (improbable chance of empathy lessons) and has exhibited signs of being somewhere on the autism scale. No problem, but this should be more reason for Yrma to lean as he is being touched and "comforted" by family friends to calm him if closeness bothers him (it does MoreMore!) and to talk about why people are sad and crying. Very strange indeed that the boy seems to be smiling through all the sadness, but this is part of the issue with him. If the story of Princess Marie asking Christian to pipe down during a family get-together and Mary over-reacting to that non-parental chastising by ruining the party and leaving is true, then Houston, we have a problem.

And not to mention, where in the hell is Derfie? We seem to have a real problem on our hands here. His calendar is empty and his health does not look good. He should have been present to say goodbye to an employee, and even if she was technically employed as his wife's aide, she has by all accounts been relied upon to take care of his children. Some royal!




 
Christian being greeted by MoreMore's hairdresser Søren Hedegaard and giving one of Madam's signature cutesy-poo, over the shoulder looks to the camera.
 
With Baroness Helle Reedtz-Thott

Nannies Helene and Ann-Alicia Thunbo in the background. Seems the tall blonde in the middle with the ponytail whose face is obscured is Nanny Natascha.

 




Photos: Niels Meilvang

19 comments:

  1. good actress..........

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  2. I came across this blog yesterday. I love all things royal, especially a scandal. I am an Aussie and I was shocked that Mary is so "hated" I thought she was lovely - I guess you have reason to criticise both her and hubby... can you tell me a little bit more? Looking through the photos I can see that they aren't really happy together at all but that's not the impression of Aussies who think they are very happy together.

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  3. Thanks for providing the link to Fred and Mary's wedding. I have seen it before, but did not concentrate on Fred. He looks like a man being led to the gallows for a crime he did not commit. This is NOT the look of love, pride, or even happiness. And even Mary has to try to soothe him once they get to the altar. Something was VERY rotten in Denmark on that day and it may be coming to the surface very soon.

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  4. Hi Anonymous, I would like to give you my opinion on why Mary is so ”hated”:
    Most Danes are like Aussies easygoing and warmhearted people and generally accept their royal families.

    Mary Donaldson appears to have a fake personality making herself into someone, she is not. She has shown us her controlling personality, pointing faults at others – even her husband’s faults in public - and making herself look as if she is a perfect human being.

    Mary has shown bad manners, no culture and little respect towards our Queen, our country and our language. Mary does not engage herself in the local community. We don’t “know” her in Copenhagen like we “know” our other royal family members. She is like a nobody, a disappointment, a joke. A “desperate -housewife-fortune hunter-kept woman-type” always on the shopping. Maybe she is just an insecure person. That’s sad in her position and can be helped. But as things are now - Mary Donaldson is bad for business.

    A woman, who at her 4oth birthday sits on her desk like a bad mannered secretary in a bad movie from the 50ties, a woman in stilettos and gold lamé like a “call woman” - does not represent a future Danish monarchy.

    Here are some other Danish opinions:
    http://politiken.dk/debat/ECE1498514/frederik-og-mary-er-umodne-og-overfladiske/#tocomment
    http://annesophia.blogs.berlingske.dk/2011/10/12/ikke-mere-kage-deres-kongelige-v%C3%A6rdil%C3%B8sheder/
    http://annesophia.blogs.berlingske.dk/category/kongehuset/

    Maybe you have got a better understanding of Mary and of Frederik. Mary is more and more neglected by Danes, because we look through her and see her for what she is. No advertising bureau or Photoshop session can cover up for a false heart.

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    1. Thank you for taking the time to comment. That is no good about Mary. What about Fred, sometimes he doesn't look so great. Is he a big drinker or a druggie? And what is the story with the kids, Christian - is he retarded, and Izzy? Fred and Mary certainly don't look in love AT ALL...

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    2. You’re welcome. I will suggest you start reading this excellent blog and Royal Dish to find some answers. You will not find sugar, but as you might know refined sugar is poison to body and mind. You will get information in a way that you can start forming your own opinion. You Tube is also a fine tool to observe and learn about royals.

      It has taken me 3-4 years of research on Mary to make my opinion. There was something about her from the beginning I found weird. And I was not even interested in royals, but she left an expression and not a positive one. Just observe her first appearance on the royal balcony with Frederik after their marriage.

      Of course there are rumors about this and that and about the whole Royal family. Also strange and disgusting rumors. Denmark is a small country and some of us have friends or family, who have/had some kind of experience with the family. Or have distant relatives as it’s an old Royal House. It would be gossip if I gave answers. What we need is information and light in all the dark palaces.

      I wish you happy readings.

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  5. Whether Mare Donaldson was grieving for Tina or her own 'misery' or both of them, only she knew. That her drunk husband failed to turn up at the funeral to support her is just another slap in the face for her. Once again, he couldn't care less anything about her.

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  6. I can't beliveve you're so bad!

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  7. I think we just found out who Yrma's only friend in Denmark was :D 'cause she sure has never made any others.

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  8. Good call on the eye makeup. Her eyeballs aren't red, either. No actual wetness left her eyes did it?

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  9. you are creepily obsessed with this woman. You mock every move she makes. You ridicule her children. Have your children never had a childish moment? You made fun of her figure a few months after she had twins. How are your thighs looking? Would you post photos of them? How is your marriage? You can find jealous people everywhere especially if you look as hard as you. I'm sure she isn't perfect but I think you need to concentrate on the positive in the world. You imply that her parents are some sort of white trash. What have you done lately for humanity? It is beyond snarky. Just mean. Get a life.

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  10. Haha at the violet eyeliner ...so vain even in her so called grief she can't forego being all matchy matchy...and who matches their eyeliner to their gloves anyway? What sane woman does that? Oh Yah ...I see it now, she's rocking the purple being all royal colour and isht ..Haha ...so shallow and vain this twerp is ...

    Keep up this great site !! You're doing a great job! So sick of coming across the Mary fawning and worshipping mass because she doesn't deserve any of the credit. It's all about being showy and flaunting with this woman. We get it Mary you want the major prize now go work for Denmark to pay back all the money we are wasting on you.
    Thanks Ferddles for hoisting on us this greedy money grubbing witch!!

    And rest in peace Tina!! Mary literally worked her to death...poor thing ...a thankless job it must have been.

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  11. Pretty telling, isn't it? When your husband doesn't even bother to support you by grieving in public together, that speaks volume. Fred's disdain for his wife is so great he'd rather stay away than be next to her paying tribute to Tina. I'm sure he liked Tina as she was like family. But why spend anymore of his time next to a woman who will only chew his off the minute he puts a foot wrong? He's better offon his own in alcoholic haze to dull the pain and misery. Or better yet be in the company of a loving mistress.

    And so us here in Denmark will continue to be fed with this sham of a marriage. Doesn't matter how the palace tries to spin it. We are not stupid! There's a stink in Denmark and it's emanating from behind those palace walls. Not to worry we will get rid of the source of smell in due course. Our dimwit Frewdles was duped into this marriage. We will find a way to get him out of it or white trash Mary will be the death of our beloved monarchy.
    Popping out two extra babies while it may buy fraudulent Mary time, it is never a guarantee to save a failing marriage.

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    1. Just show's what a pathetic Royal and so called man he is!I niether like or dislike her but l hope she leaves the rodent that he is.

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    2. But she won't leave him!!!!! Any sane woman with self-worth and respect for herself would walk away from a cheating insufferable spouse but Mary would rather live in misery than give up her cushy rich lifestyle!!! That's why she duped Fred in the first place! And now she's won the lottery of the lifetime why walk away? Greed and avarice has blinded her to good reason and logic!

      We'd love it in Denmark if she had left our "rodent" Fred already but she won't ever leave!!! The "rodent" is the one who gives her any relevancy. Without Fred she's NOTHING!! NADA!!!
      Trust me she wakes up everyday thanking her lucky stars she won herself a gravy train!!!

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  12. Pretty telling, isn't it? When your husband doesn't even bother to support you by grieving in public together, that speaks volume. Fred's disdain for his wife is so great he'd rather stay away than be next to her paying tribute to Tina. I'm sure he liked Tina as she was like family. But why spend anymore of his time next to a woman who will only chew his head off the minute he puts a foot wrong? He's better off on his own in alcoholic haze to dull the pain and misery. Or better yet be in the company of a loving mistress.

    And so us here in Denmark will continue to be fed with this sham of a marriage. Doesn't matter how the palace tries to spin it. We are not stupid! There's a stink in Denmark and it's emanating from behind those palace walls. Not to worry we will get rid of the source of smell in due course. Our dimwit Frewdles was duped into this marriage. We will find a way to get him out of it or white trash Mary will be the death of our beloved monarchy.
    Popping out two extra babies while it may buy fraudulent Mary time, it is never a guarantee to save a failing marriage.

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  13. Her closeup picture at the very top...damn Mary looks old and just plain fugly!! She's half a step up from her fuglier sisters and that's not saying much!
    Without the royal family jewelery and expensive gowns and wardrobe and an army of hair and makeup artist, Mary is really just a plain woman. Plain ugly! But it sure sounds like her attitude is uglier so that makes her even more of a grotesque sight.
    People can still be beautiful if they're warm, kind and compassionate. Doesn't sound like Mary is that way. Is she just Mary Monster?

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  14. well her life changed so much since the Slip In... worked as real estate agent assistant, then attorney, then in France teaching english...then starmakers aff I am tired... so much ado about nothing. She is fake, has no warm touch with her kids, poor them,
    I am so sorry for the kids as I am so sorry about the danes paying her expenses, she is only focused on spend money, get freebies and be a copycat of British "royal" family, her bitchness came to the surfice at the moment she entered the church to get married, poor clown prince. Trapped.

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  15. Why are you so full of hate? Jealous hey! I'm an Aussie and i cannot believe someone would write this trash about another human being, what a sad person/s you are.

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