Monday, February 4, 2013

The Regent Couple: Daisy Worships At the Deaf Church, Henrik Heads to Vietnam

Out, bogan, out of Denmark! Satan take heed! Good will triumph over evil!


Prince Henrik has been in Vietnam since last week, soaking up the local colour, perhaps seeing old friends in the town of his childhood, and enjoying a little time away from Denmark while the country has a conniption over his claim to want to share Daisy's title in a recent Point de vue interview. Ah well, you do what you got to do. He even had the time to buy a painting, perhaps something he can redecorate the palace with, as he admitted he likes to do in that same interview. The Danish Embassy in Vietnam has updates on their Facebook page.








Meanwhile, Daisy spent Sunday at De Døves Church with the deaf community. What a lovely church and what a fun service that must have been. The congregation sings with their hands! Compliments to the queen on her remarkable match to the interior decoration with her choice to wear one of her 40th Jubilee outfits, and bigger compliments to her for spending time with a seldom recognised segment of society.






 







Photos: Uyn Li (Henrik), Scanpix (Daisy)

Bien Jouée: Princess Marie Splits Duties Between Promoting Copenhagen Fashion Week and Working With Her UNESCO Patronage

Giving La Boganella's tush a run for its money!
 
 
Marie spent the last week in January in Copenhagen for a series of duties, including showing up at Fashion Week, Yrma's patronage. Knowing Madam The Countess of Freebies cannot be relied upon to always attend her patronages, Marie was sent off to the Royal Theatre with MoreMore for Danish fashion grande dame Malene Birger's 10th anniversary show, reliably tolerating Weird Mary for an evening. Then off to up-and-comer Peter Jensen's runway show over the weekend looking chic in black leather trousers and a fitted, tailored jacket.
 


 
On 31 January, the princess distributed scholarships to three women working in the field of science to pursue work after their Ph.Ds, in order to encourage more women working in science. These scholarships are sponsored by L'Oréal and handed out in conjunction with Marie's UNESCO patronage at the Royal Academy of Sciences. Anything to encourage more feminist outcomes in the working world and in areas of scientific research. A terrific cause for her to associate with!

Press Release with links: Danish Royal Website

Photo Gallery: Pure People


 


 
 



Photos: Abaca, Hanne Juul/Billed Bladet

Saturday, February 2, 2013

Sportif!: Freddles Goes To Work: Celebrates BioPro Insulin Advances With Members of Parliament

I'm telling you, one day she's not going to see it coming, then WHAM! Back to Hobart, honey.


Someone's aged fast! Freddles is only 44, but he looks so much older. Seems the little boy looks have already jumped ship. But here he is out on his own with a visit to BioPro, NovoNordisk's insulin factory. He's accompanied by a Parliamentary minister and a representative from DONG Energy (the company headed by Fritz Schur, friend of Daisy and Henrik). He always looks so much better, so much more engaged and interested when his wife isn't around. It's like she has managed to be so good at putting him down that at this point, he's programmed to shrivel into a little piece of meaningless carbon matter whenever she's around. She doesn't even have to say anything anymore, she's so good at rendering her husband useless. Frex! Psst! Read Anne Sophie Hermansen's blog. Great ideas in there! Send Mary to Africa with a new camera lens and get on it!












Photos: Anders Ole Olsen

Friday, February 1, 2013

Copenhagen Fashion Week, Day Two: Feral Cheryl Alert: Yrma Ends Her Shift At The Factory With a Visit To The Designer's Nest Runway and Fashion Fair

Has Mary actually gotten a sense of humour about her multiple piercings!?
 
 
Today, La Comtesse de Potts Point showed up at the Designer's Nest fashion fair and runway event at the Bella Centre having just clocked out from her shift at the Holden Commodore assembly line (Mary mans the boring station). Wearing a lady factory worker version of a worker's jumpsuit in a practical, no-iron, cotton-poly blend, with new Kate Middleton-esque Prada short boots that judging by the design of the extra wide ankle area were never actually meant to be worn with a skirt, but rather, under pants (as she did with them in Spain the other day), Mary arrived ready for her Fashion Week duties despite having given up on this patronage for the past several seasons (thank goodness for Marie stepping in at the last minute).
 
What was she thinking pairing this coal miner's dress with fancy bogan accessories like one earring that celebrates the multiple piercings from the mall? She looks ridiculous! And this on the heels of looking like Elvira's corny older auntie the night before? What a Feral Cheryl! Moral to the story: bogan just doesn't wash out in the shower. Even a royal shower. Or Derf's golden one. But mostly, Yrma looks OLD. She's not old, and yet she looks like damaged goods that have jumped the shark and forever turned the corner. Hey, Mares, time to stop focusing on the superficial stuff and start giving back and doing something meaningful in the lives of actual Danish people. Hm? Partner up with your husband, as per Anne Sophie Hermansen, and do something beautiful in people's lives? People who aren't Bogansons, mind you. Try to wrap your head around that one. Get back with us on thatty.

Photo Gallery: Pure People

Photo Gallery: BT




















Photos: Torkil Adsersen

Berlingske Op-Ed: And The Day Frederik Becomes King (...Is The Day Denmark Becomes A Republic?): Psst, Frex: Kick It Into Gear, Mate!

Hm, thinking about working, but also thinking about having a beer with that blonde next to me.


We here at DRMW just love Anne Sophie Hermansen, an unrepentant progressive. Her Op-ed blog in today's Berlingske, a conservative broadsheet, gets to the sticking point: Derfie isn't ready to be king because he is failing in his attempts to be Crown Prince and here are some practical ideas for getting out of his fix. This may very well be a part two/response to her blog from the day before, predicting what happens when Denmark's 'rock star queen' takes off, as a response itself to Queen Beatrix's abdication announcement last Monday. Anyway, our Anne Sophie goes out on a limb regarding the royals, and takes a lot of heat for it, so show her some love and give her props. Hats off, ASH!

As you know, Derfie-Doodle tops annual 'Most Popular Dane' polls most years. People love him. He is indeed very down to earth, easy-going, imperfect, un-snobby, sporty, etc. Men and women both like him. He's good-looking by most standards without being intimidatingly heart-throbbish, like many people. He's married to someone who nags him, like many people, but more openly and frequently so. He had a rough childhood emotionally speaking, like many people. He looks tired half the time, like most people with four young children. In other words, he is like a lot of us and acts like it without airs (although the privileges are another matter, but better able to be hidden), so most Danes like him. He's a good egg deep down and so people give him the benefit of the doubt and figure he'll be a good king. But he needs loads of help. He has bad advisors, a bitch of a wife and no self-motivation. But change out the first two, help him with ideas on how to re-kindle his pilot light based on his actual interests (especially how they could be combined with some of Mary's patronages), and now we're getting somewhere! Ms. Hermansen is trying to do that here, using the power of her widely distributed pen. Good luck, Anne Sophie, in getting his attention! It ain't gonna be easy to get the Derf Man into gear, but these are great ideas and ultimately, it's up to Freddles himself to take this ball and share it with his staff to get it rolling. Mange tak!

Op-Ed: Berlingske

This past autumn, the magazine Euroman published a very long interview with Crown Prince Frederik. Here, the the Crown Prince talked about, among other things, wanting to make a difference, but for whom and how he did not elaborate.

The Crown Prince, however, did get something right. If the royal family would lose its connection and degenerate in consumption, by tugging and pulling the Crown Prince Couple must come into its own as role models for a new generation, which calls for substantive and public utility.

It is, for example, very few who are impressed by a middle-aged crown prince, who still goes to Simon's, a crown princess who is passionate to the tune of 16,000 kroner single visit to the hairdresser or looking at pictures of the couple from Verbier and Saint Tropez, where they live the sweet life with pop stars and royal playboys. Perhaps it was fine in the 2000's, when many cultivated consumption and home equity instead of the correct values, but 'the times they are a-changing'.

Today, about every 6th homeowner is technically insolvent. Not since 1995 have so many houses been smoked up at auction. There are still more unemployed people for fewer and fewer jobs, about 2.1 million. Danes are on benefits, companies are increasingly moving abroad, and our competitiveness is declining.

The New Normal is about social responsibility and doing something for others rather than yourself. We do not want to look at Anni & Erik, but would like to hear what people with boots on the ground have to say about the world. Mrs. Grisehandler Larsen is more interesting than Jørgen Varnæs. 'Mormors bordel' (docu-reality tv) is a richer place than the superficial interior designers' exhibition of objects and things and stuff. Political discussions have replaced Italian Amarone wine at the dinner table, and even Nik & Jay have stopped singing about bling-bling. So a crown prince that will make a difference - yes, it sounds sincerely sympathetic.

Frederik, who in 2009 was elected to the International Olympic Committee, also called IOC, had in 2012 participated in two out of 21 board meetings. Despite the fact that the committee has been haunted by corruption scandals, nepotism, has Idi Amin's old army chief as a member and a Spanish fascist as an honorary member, the meetings have probably been shakingly boring. On the other hand, the Crown Prince seems truly commited to sports.

One can only wonder why he is not used for something more worthy and significant. Excuse the little provincial focus, but why be a disinterested member of an international committee when a national one can accomplish something truly meaningful for others?

If only Frederik's advisors had more ambition than just posting in Billed-Bladet, or had advised him to go back to his roots, to reconcile Denmark and to do something of value for future generations.
For example, he could make Fredensborg Palace available for an annual or biannual sports events for children.
Just think how successful transportation company DHL is annually organising relay races that gather over 200,000 Danes.

In collaboration with the Danish Christmas Seal Homes, Council for Children, Save the Children or the Cancer Society, Crown Prince Frederik could create a sporting event and provide children with social problems, overweight problems or serious illness the experience of a lifetime. Using his knowledge of exercise and health in a way that gives many benefits and let Fredensborg Palace form the framework in a place where children are inspired to strive higher, form friendships, help each other to victory and be there for others.

It would not only be a nice project, but also place the crown prince into the realm of culture and values instead of being a culture-less celebrity prince with a wife in Prada. The latter is what to run from, and the former could mean that the Crown does not abolish itself with the next generation.
While elite athletes around the world will survive without a crown prince on the IOC board, a future king on Danish soil could get kids well rounded and feel valued.
And it would make a difference.

Copenhagen Fashion Week, Day One: Yrma and Marie at Malene Birger: Yrma Goes Beta With Her Behaviour and Alpha-Wackadoodle With Her Fashion



So Weird Mary made an appearance at one of the first events for Fashion Week by dragging poor Princess Marie with her to the Royal Theatre for Malene Birger's 10th anniversary fashion show. Somebody has had a peasant employee translate that Point de Vue article to her! How red-faced and furious must Madam La Comtesse de Narcissism have gotten when the warm complicity and intimacy of her father-in-law's and sister-in-law's relationship was described to her. Mary knows deep down that she isn't loved by her in-laws, and that Marie is.

Marie is a trooper. Carries on with a strained smile and some distance from Madam, making the best of this outing. Anyone who still thinks that Marie and Mary look alike needs to put down the crack pipe. Naturally, Mary does the talking for the two of them as you can see in the article below. And shows off in her latest attempt at high fashion after that epic fashion fail in Spain the other day: vampire makeup and cape, early-Diana-esque ruffled collar, f*ck-me stilletos (although I might kind of want them), and burgundy gloves and bag because someone has told Madam that a splash of colour makes all the difference. What a sophmoric effect! All their aristo buddies were there: Baroness Helle 'Hologram' Reedtz-Thott, Baroness Caroline 'TV Baroness' Fleming, Nina Wedell-Wedellsborg, and Rigmor 'Snort' Zobel. Stay strong, Marie! It's only for a couple of hours, then back to your loving husband and adorable children and away from the swanning celebrity mind-f*ck that this crowd lives in.

Runway Slideshow: Berlingske

Red Carpet Slideshow: BT

Article: BT

A Parisian spice in Copenhagen. A touch of Hollywood in a Danish fashion market, which by now is so true, controlled and clean, it is almost completely faded. I see Malene Birger, a Danish fashion 'grande dame'. She dares to make it glamorous. The designer who sprinkles stardust over Copenhagen, according to fashion expert Uffe Buchards ode to the 10 year old company celebrating its anniversary is Malene Birger, who launched her bid for fall fashion 2013 with a spectacular anniversary show at the Royal Theatre on Thursday evening.

As per tradition, Birger had strewn both stardust and glamour out of her universe generously. The show was short, but painfully beautiful. Bowie's melancholy 'Heroes' accompanied a deluge of styles that included a wide range of Birger's 'greatest hits' - jackets and pants in men's tailor-cut, billowing blouses in silk chiffon and voluminous dresses that bittersweetly stuck to the realisation that Birger's haute-couture line - Salon - is a thing of the past.

Birger's silk dresses and blouses with sequins in a black/white star pattern will definitely fight for wardrobe space with the designer's furiously elegant dresses in black/white with deep v-necks and silver sequins. Coats on everything from tops in babydoll-cuts and collars will keep the cold rod in style for next winter. And long dresses with stars in gold and black sequin patterns will ensure that women of all ages, sizes and of all nationalities can put on a bit of Birger's stardust in all of life's great moments.


"We're looking forward to this unique show and celebrating Malene Birger. She has done a lot for Danish fashion, and we look forward to see what she offers this season", said Princess Mary to BT in the Royal Theatre lobby before the show.

Congratulations on the anniversary of Danish fashion's 'grande dame' who dresses women so that they feel like 'heroes'. "If just for one day (night) ..."







 
 
Photos: Katja Maria Salomonsen, Martin Sylvest Andersen