It's like the bogan equivalent of the Walk of Shame, when you have to walk home in the morning in your party clothes from the night before. One day after Yrma La Boganista pedaled home in front of the paps in the wee morning hours after having dinner with Caroline Fleming, the woman shows up in the exact same outfit that she wore out with Caro (and the same top she wore to watch kids wrap a pressie for her). Ew. Typical bogan grooming habits!
And my! Isn't our boganne stumpy! Look at the photie of her walking in heels next to a gorgeous blonde thoroughbred in flats whose legs are longer. Makes Mares look like a scabie mule on a working ranch! And the Nana Mouskouri nose is back! What a hybrid.
The event was a "Free From Bullying" rally, now an annual event in which every participant gets bullied by the Looker Me! appearance of the most narcissistic woman in the realm. 'Yay, everyone gets a trophy' events are as satisfying as Chinese food: you quickly realise that with everyone getting their little medal, they no longer are significant and therefore you really don't stand out as special. It's all smoke and mirrors with Mary Donaldson! She's the only one this event is designed to promote!
That's evidently why Xian and Izzy are excluded from this event despite being the right age to play - what young mother doesn't want to tire her kids out? - and needing interaction with normal, regular kids. Mary must shine, not her kiddos. Hopefully, they were with Fred and the Miracle Twins on a wonderful outdoors adventure for good bonding time with their one attentive parent.
**Edit: Xian was there with some teammates. No other bogan gargoyles were present as far as we can tell, however. Xian is still the favourite!
Photos: Katrine Emilie Andersen