Yrma La Douche in London For Søren Jessen's 50th Birthday: The Gift That Keeps On Giving: In Wake of MENA Visits, Madam Celebrates The Decadence of the 1%

LOVE the blonde lady's "bitch, please" look!

THANK YOU MARY DONALDSON for being such a ridiculous and clueless jackass that you would go from your poverty tours of Jordan's refugee camps for Syrians displaced by war, and of Morocco's centres to help women escape prevailing misogyny and violence, to putting on a flapper's dress and heading to one of the world's most expensive cities to celebrate a noted playboy's 50th birthday while your children are once again parentless since Derf is in Argentina chasing blondes meeting with the IOC during their 125th Session, partying under a Gatsby theme, one that if you'd ever bothered to have read the book, would indicate that you have such a stunning lack of self-awareness as to pretend to be one of the hopelessly ignorant and doomed one-percenters dancing on the labours and efforts of the little people you purport to care so deeply about. You are such a stupid hypocrite, Mary!

You are indeed the gift that keeps on giving!

Søren was the bloke who lent Mary his jacket one chilly evening in London in 2008

 

As two singletons, Jessen and Julie Mølsgaard were a natural pairing for Mary's 40th birthday

Video: YouTube/Billed Bladet

Article: BT

See the Photos of Mary at a Crazy and Soaked Jet Set Party in London

This weekend the country's future Queen was out for a fun and wet party in central London.

The party was held at restaurateur Soren Jessen fashionable restaurant 1 Lombard Street, on the occasion of his 50th birthday. And of course the party had a theme, that of Gatsby.

Therefore, Mary pulled up in evening wear, which she probably would not have chosen if Queen Margrethe had hosted the party. For Mary wore a thigh-length, white dress and with a thin, black lace overlay. In fact, the dress was so short that the Crown Princess tightened her exposed thighs when she got into a car. In the long, royal locks, the ruby tiara was replaced with a double silver chain and around Mary's neck were several long, black, pearl necklaces.

Guests included many with a Danish touch such as the former Countess Christiane Wedell from Frijsenborg Castle, Christina Tholstrup, daughter of Kiki Tholstrup who is now married to Roger Moore, and restaurateur herself, and they were all dressed up so they could easily have been extras in the film 'The Great Gatsby'.

Mary was accompanied by her and Crown Prince Frederik's close friend, Julie Mølsgaard, one of the royal couple's most discreet and closest friends.

It was also Julie Mølsgaard who in the past and in the deepest secrecy showed Mary the life as a future Dane and Crown Princess. Just as she showed Mary around in Copenhagen and not least shielded her from the press.

In the pictures of Mary and Julie Mølsgaard together, one can see that Julie Mølsgaard still takes her role as Mary's shield seriously. She holds Mary by the hand as they walk down the restaurant's stairs, keeping her clutch shield end up against the photographer's flashes when Mary and she entered the back seat of the waiting car.

Confirmation that the Danish crown prince couple have both been reduced to children who must be controlled by others who know better.

 

A look that speaks a thousand words. Proof that Mary is only tolerated out of courtesy to Fred. She wouldn't have friends in DK if she and Fred divorced.

 

Ever faithful if not very relaxed Julie Mølsgaard takes control of her charge as they leave around 11pm.

 

 

Trying to pull a Kate Middleton, Mary?

 

 

The birthday boy Søren Jessen

 

Baroness Caroline Fleming's ex-husband Rory Fleming, heir to the James Bond book empire. Someone partied hard with the red wine - least it matches the outfit!

 

 

Countess Christiane Wedell in green, and unidentified friend. Christiane is a psychotherapist in London and the divorced twin sister of Bendt Wedell, richest landowner in Denmark and Friend of Fred. Bendt is godfather to Princess Josephine and his mother Irene was a Friend of Daisy.

 

Fireworks over central London says nothings too good for the richest of the rich!

 

Yucky! Interactions with angry poor people are so unpleasant. Thank goodness the coppers do the rich's bidding!

 

Go to jail you thugs! You won't kill our party spirit!

 

 

Update!

 

Billed Bladet photographed Mary before the party. Wow, what a difference, you can really see that she partied pretty hard. They even photoshopped her a chiseled face! And lookie who she is with! Her former Georg Jensen CEO flirt, the new Temperley London CEO Ulrik Garde Due! Kate Middleton LOVES Temperley, Mary LOVES Kate, er, Kate LOVES Mary, and Mary LOVES Garde Due who LOVES his Temperley paycheque. For Mary it's a perfect circle! Look for Mary in LOTS of Temperley soon. Mary is collecting quite a few flirty boy toys these days, isn't she? But Garde Due stands out since he is in the luxury goods business. Mary LOVES luxury goods (even though she pretended luxury was "riding my horse".) Really, what's a ballet dancer gonna give her besides chapped skin? And Ulrik is miles cuter than James Packer and that creepy Søren Pind!

 

 

 

Mary's fake boss at Navision, Peter Warnøe was also there (far left in white shirt). Peter also owns the Verbier chalet where Derf and Yrma take the kids every February.

 

 

Yrma enjoying Garde Due's company in New York in 2011, much to the chagrin, judging by his side eye, to Crown Prince Frederik!

  

 

 

 

Photos: Linnea Wolfsson and Novak/Vantagenews.co.uk, All Over Press; Lars Laursen/Billed Bladet

Mary 40: Birthday Party at Amalienborg

Kylie Matthews in Jezebel red! Poor Mary, having to invite Kylie to everything now after she and Derf were cavorting on a boat in Oz with her foot up his bum and her bare bottom in his face. Well, keep your friends close and your enemies closer!


So, Mary had a party at Amalienborg to celebrate her 40th birthday. A few royal cousins made it, as did the Norwegian and Belgian heirs to the throne with their wives, and some Aussies seemed to make the trip. Fred's friends were out in force, too, but no sign of Rigmor Zobel; Dutch, Spanish or Swedish royals; or the Sluuuuurrrrrrpppppsons. Even Prince Joachim didn't seem to bother crossing the plaza for the party. Too cold out for a barbie by the pool, what sort of havoc was wrecked to the newly restored palace with that many potential drunks (Aussies and Danes kind of have it up on each other in the drinkie department) lolling about. Interesting that Daisy's favourite priest Peter Parkov was there, too. Blessing, or exorcising the whole event?

Daisy arriving from across the courtyard with Carina Axelsson

Princess Mathilde of Belgium

Prince Philippe and Princess Mathilde of Belgium

Prince Nikolaos and Princess Alexandra Sayn-Wittgenstein-Berleburg, Fred's first cousins

Count Valdemar and sister Countess Marina af Rosenborg, Danish noble cousins of Fred via a royal ancestor. Valdemar is Facebook friends with Katja Storkholm and Søren Jessen - Team Derf!

Freddles' school friend (but never girlfriend) Ellen Hillingsø and Michael and Caroline Ahlefeldt-Laurvig-Bille, themselves partners with Prince Joachim in De Fem Gårde

Jean Ahlefeldt-Laurvig (who works at Georg Jensen) and Caroline Fleming

Caroline Fleming, born Baroness Caroline Iuel-Brockdorff and owner of Valdemars Slot

Preben Kristensen (parter of Mary's hairdresser Søren Heddegaard), Mary's stylist Anja Camilla Aladji and her friend Steen Christiansen

Holger Foss and his wife, prima ballerina Rose Gad. Holger was at Harvard with Fred back in the 90s and accompanied him on their cross country tour of the US. Rose babysat Mary Donaldson after she was arrived in Denmark and also babysat Amber Petty at Christian's baptism (Rose was seated next to Amber, wearing a bright blue beret).

Christel and Frederik Luttichau, who himself is a major landowner. Christel's mother is Susanne Heering, Daisy's dance theatre friend and collaborater, and Cristel's brother is Peter Heering, husband to Mary's private secretary and lady-in-waiting Caroline Heering.

Caroline Heering's sister Marie Louise and her husband Marc Høm, a photographer whose photo of Michelle Obama was less than impressive and didn't allow for much of an international break-out. It was at this wedding that Mary was seen quite diminished on the steps of the castle.

Rikki Juul Brandt, cousin to Ellen Hillingsø, and her husband Michael. Rikki is a serious horsewoman.

Julie Mølsgaard and Søren Jessen, the London restauranteur who gallantly lent Mary his jacket one chilly evening instead of Fred while all three were out and about.

Landowner and Master of the Royal Hunt Jørgen Skeel and his wife Malou in what looks to be the same dress she wore to the boat party for Fred's 40th birthday. Malou was Mary's partner on a secret visit to Thailand back in 2009. The Skeels own the summer house at Blockhus that they loan to Derf and Yrma. Malou is godmother to Izzy.

Dr. Christian Buchwald and his wife Elisabeth. Christian is Derf's longtime tennis partner and godfather to Izzy.

Denmark's richest landowner Bendt Wedell-Wedellsborg and his wife Pernille.

Mary's fake boss at Navision and owner of the Verbier chalet she regularly uses, Peter Warnøe.

Jarl Friss-Mikkelsen and his wife. Jarl Friis co-wrote the song Mary sang for Fred at his 40th birthday party.

Scanomat coffee billionaire and luxury yacht Parsifal III owners Kim and Nina Vibe-Petersen. Kim's businesses got promoted by Derf and Yrma in NYC and in exchange, the Dumbledorks get to party in the Mediterranean on the Petersen's yacht!

Kim and Nina Vibe-Petersen

Baron Otto and Baroness Helle Reedtz-Thott

Charlotte Velin who has the unenviable task of accompanying Mary, the kids and Ziggy to the horse trials every year

Long-suffering Private Secretary and Lady-in-Waiting to Mary, Caroline Heering and husband Peter

Tanja Kjærsgaard Doky and jazz musician husband Chris Minh Doky

Mary's first Lady-in-Waiting, American-born Victoria Bernstorff-Gyldensteen

Per Horning, disgraced former chief of the court of the Crown Prince and his wife. Horning was canned not long after he manhandled a member of the press who dared to ask Mary at a public event an embarrassing question.

Julie Fagerholt of Heartmade and her date.

Aussies? The sheila in blue looks very similar to the one who visited Mary in Copenhagen back in 2002. They were seen leaving Cafe Victor, where Mary was seen recently accosting Haakon and Mette-Marit after Daisy's 40th Jubilee celebrations.

Richie Rich Fritz Schur, Friend of Daisy and Henrik, CEO of Dong Energy (that is priceless for a gay man), with his date

Hella Joop and Henrik Jepsen

LEGO heiress Sofie Kirk Kristiansen and husband Christopher Kjær Thomsen
 

Alexandra and Nader Mouzavisadeh, the latter having attended high school with Derfie

Peter Flinth

Julie Meulengracht and Peter Bang. Julie's grandfather was Derf's grandfather's doctor. Her grandparents were among Queen Ingrid's good friends. Peter Bang is an IT millionaire and was the one who actually got Mary the fake job at Navision in 2002 with Peter Warnøe as her fake boss.

Malene Birger and date

Fred's sailing partner and Pixie's Cutie Shore Manager, Søren Bredvig Nielsen and his wife Ida

Gitte and Christian Dalum who have known Fred for 20 years or so since Gitte and Fred worked together at the UN in New York.

Lars and Anne Katrine Wilhjelm, owners of an estate on the island of Lolland. Fred and Anne Katrine went to Krebs together.

Mary's Belle Property boss and Fred's friend Chris Meehan with his Danish sailor wife Michaela

Jakob and Anne Sofie Reese. They live in London, and Jakob is a regular at royal hunts.

Signe and Jan Tholstrup who own the fashion firm Whiite.

Daisy's favourite preacher, Peter Parkov.