Saturday, December 21, 2013

Ivalo & Minik Foundation: Izzy Again Out in the Cold: Christian Gets Keys to the Kingdom, Miracle Twins Get Greenlandic Philanthropy



Poor Izzy. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.

Older brother Christian is all Boganson, a mini-Jock 'Half-Mast' Donaldson, maths autistic and all. His recent appearance in a video with his family for the Sydney Opera House anniversary showed a mouth-breathing, flat-headed, moon-faced dim-wit and at a recent Chrissie programme, he sat in the corner preoccupied with a Rubik's cube, not at all to Maz's dismay, so you can tell she has some experience with this behaviour within a family. At least they dress him well.

Izzy was at the same Christmas concert in a pretty dress, but in a coat far too small for her. She must endure being 'styled' the same way as her little sister, the two of them with long stringy hair insufficiently pulled back with silver headbands (where is a German Vogue stylist when you need one?). Hard not to get the impression that the styling was for Josie, then transferred to Izzy out of lazy convenience. Our girl is starting to become truly obnoxious. Playing with her pressies (why on earth do these greedy buggers not put an end to the freebies!?! Joizus!), regarding the singing choir girls with a scowl, half sitting in her pew bench, looking far too proud to have been given permission to hold Madam MoreMore's floral bouquet at an attempt at positive self-reinforcement, it's just too sad of a sight. She's ignored by her mother in the same video mentioned earlier, allowed to stand on theatre seats, generally being taught by default that it's ok to not have manners or self-control since she's not getting enough love at home. And she also has to suffer the indignity of watching her older brother get his first Greenlandic costume in a semi-formal ceremony at home. Nothing for Iz. Cause she's not the heir.

Now, not quite yet three years old, the Miracle Twins have an educational foundation named for them: Ivalo & Minik Foundation has been started to launder ALERKA money provide educational grants to Greenlanders who would like to study at the university level overseas (preferably Australia so Madam can "generously" be at the graduation ceremonies?). Hm. Given the hardcore problems of poverty and addiction in Greenland, perhaps a foundation named for Daddy Derf to help clean people up would be better. Hard to get accepted to Melbourne Law or Yale if your best friend is a fifth of vodka and you aren't either foreign royalty or legacy.

The Board includes Christian Schønau, the Derfie's chief of court and official babysitter for Mazza on her overseas jaunts. Partners include the Danish-American Foundation, the Danish Royal Court, Visit Greenland, and the University of Greenland. Contributors include the Nuna Fund, Greenland Bank's Business Fund, and two shipping lines, Royal Greenland (aspirant large-scale purveyors of seafood and by appointment to the Danish Royal Court) and Royal Arctic Line (owned by the Greenlandic government). If over-fishing is funding this thing, you can bet that a smart Greenlander will want some scholarship money to jump off this icy rock and hit other shores!

Perhaps Izzy deserves a grassroots funded foundation of her own - with the explicit mission of helping her to escape her completely fucked up family life and surroundings? Who's in?

Ivalo & Minik Foundation Official Website (click on Danish or British flag to change language)

Ivalo & Minik Fonden is a Greenlandic educational grant.

The purpose of Ivalo & Minik Fonden is to award grants to Greenlanders who wish to pursue international further education or an international postgraduate course, including internships in companies or organisations.

Ivalo & Minik Fonden is named after Her Royal Highness Princess Josephine Sophia Ivalo Mathilda and His Royal Highness Prince Vincent Frederik Minik Alexander, the children of His Royal Highness Crown Prince Frederik and Her Royal Highness Crown Princess Mary.

Ivalo & Minik Fonden was founded by NunaFonden in 2012.



Photo: Pernille Rohde

27 comments:

  1. Why is Izzy treated like this. She's the first born girl and yet even her baby sister is given priority over her ( though I get that a Greenlandic foundation would be named for the children with Greenlandic) But it does seem Izzy is always an after thought. Watching the video...Izzy reaches to give her mom a hug and kiss and, I can't believe this, Yrma looks away and her facial expression is one of disgust. I want to adopt this poor girl.

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  2. So the Wonder Twins get their own foundation; X gets his own special costume, and Iz gets yet another piece of clothing that doesn't fit? Seems about right for the Clown Prince Parents of the Year.

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  3. Welcome back Cece!!!! I'm very happy to read your Post.... :-) Agnes

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  4. What does one expect of those inbred morons and the dumb assed ring in he married?? I just hope Izzie breaks free and points fingers

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  5. How dare you describe Prince Christian is such a nasty way. He's just a kid. Do you also laugh at deformed people or other afflictions? He's just a little boy and whatever you think of Mary et al take a good long look at yourself you bitch and get some manners

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    1. When you call someone who you haven't seen and no nothing about a "bitch"
      And then chastise that same person for criticizing someone that makes
      you a HYPOCRIT and a nasty one at that. If you don't like what you read here stay
      Off the blog and go preach your hypocritical manners and impolite language elsewhere

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    2. You do realize that these people know the royal family inside and out, so their comments are spot on... *sarcasm*. It's simply their thing to tear apart everyone in the Danish royal family (except Marie and her bunch).

      On the other hand, OMG, these twins are so cute. I was fearful for Josephine from the time she was born, but in the above photo she is a real bright-eyed little cutie.

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  6. Oh my, I see you're reading this blog, your royal hussiness. Too bad you won't learn anything from it. You're the one who's destroying this family ... and will destroy the monarchy.

    Come on, Iz.

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    1. Re 8:28am statements above. The Danish citizens blogging here who don't like the royal family are tired of paying half their income to support these clueless sychophants who have the audacity to rub their goodies in the taxpayrts's faces. Witness the fleer of Rolls Royce's armies of servants expensive wardrobes yacht ;global high end vacattiions. Marys plastic surgeries. Maintenance on numerous palaces over the top parties and on and on it goes. If the Danes are paying for it they have a right to commentvand as a. Type of democracy they have a right to get rid of the royal family if they so choose. Witness. all the other countries who threw theit bloodsuckers out inc Greece Italy Germany Romania. And now the Arab spring And the Greeks still are so deluded as to use their royal titles If these were simply rich families who supported themselves rather than thieves no one would say a word. If you want to pay for this circus go right ahead. Just remember there are a lot of Danes who'd rather use their hard earned money for themselves and their families

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  7. Brilliant cece ,

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  8. The whole freeloading family of four spoilt plain-looking brats, a lazy drunk and a skank is really a treasure to watch. Can't wait to see more of them.

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  9. All little kids are beautiful regardless of who their parents are. The royal children can't help
    that their mum is a skank who shagged a lonely naive prince she got her claws into in a dive bar. They had no say in that. Let's be encouraging and kind to these children who can't be held responsible for their parents shortcomings

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  10. It seems the Crown prince married a low-life skank from Australia and those who run this blog and speak in such a way about young children are in fact worse low life skanks than Maz Donaldson.

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  11. Please come back, Cec. This is the best board on the web.

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  12. Where are you Cece? I think that this is one the best boards on the web.

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  13. Thank you for this blog - I was always curious as to why and how this relationship ever happened much less survived. I meet guys in bars all the time, how can a long distance relationship survive from such a one-off meeting and she's perfectly ordinary almost boring. There is a lot of room to speculate.

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    1. She introduced him to her magical presque zizi within hours of meeting him
      Her magical presque zizi has a trap door so he couldn't get away. However
      after she gave birth to the heir to the throne her presque zizi had accomplished
      what. it had set out to do

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  14. What's wrong with you Cece? Please come back, I miss your posts ...

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    1. Maybe the royal lackies are giving Cece a piece of their empty minds about the blog
      The hag oh I mean Mag or Marge or HRH or whoever she purports to be mentioned in her New Years speech that all Danes "are part of the same community" and share the "same conditions". Really now. Is that so? I don't think many Danes are sharing the same conditions that the royal family experiences........Is the royal family sharing their fleets of Rolls Royce's yacht s extravagant parties castles and palaces with all the Danes?????? No but all the Danes are sharing their incomes w the royals. Thats the only sharing that goes on between Danish citizens and the royals. Mag warns against pettiness in her speech but doesn't mention lying and manipulating Danes into paying half their income to ensure that the royals can continue to live large.......... Kings queens princes and princesses are the stuff of fairy tales. Maybe by the 21st century they should not be part of reality..... If these blood suckers made their own money instead of stealing it from the Danish citizens no one would have an issue w their filthy rich lifestyle. Seriously what makes those people sospecial that they can live off of the toiling "little people?"

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    1. Pretty creepy if so. Another example of "royal" "power" putting its narcicisstic greedy tentacles where they don't belong. If they are silencing free speech its just more of the same ridiculous entitlement. . And if it wasn't true they wouldn't get their silk bloomers in a twist and threaten people for free speech. They should remember that if they are trying to exert their influence its just a matter of time until they will become a relic of the past like Greece Germany Italy Romania etc. That is a reality and they know it. But you can't blame them for trying to prolong their fairy tale ostentatious power tripping lifestyle. People arev tired of bowing and scrapping and toiling for these lazy manipulative slugs. Just ask the ghost of Marie Antoinette. Queen Flower and the rest of them should start working on their resumes join the human race get jobs and work for a living. You can fool some of the peasants all the time and all the peasants some of the time but you can't fool all the peasants alll the time especially in the 21st century. Eventually the truth will prevail so they should enjoy their fantasy
      greedy lifestyle while they still can

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  16. It doesn't matter if this blogger is telling the truth or just being hateful and nasty. No one, royal or "regular", wants to have stuff like this written about them. This blog is brutal; she should not be allowed to write trashy and insulting things like she does. Her captions of what Fred and Mary seemingly are thinking in photos of them are beyond belief; she is trying to stir up trouble. Free speech is one thing, but this blog is downright disgusting. I come here just because I can't believe the hellacious drivel that she writes; I'm surprised it went on this long. Queen Margrethe II is a head of state, for crying out loud; have some respect for her and her family.

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    1. Who died and made you God?

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    2. To Anonymous: You could ask yourself the same question.

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  17. Can't understand why someone who is so disgusted w this blog would even be reading it much less reprimanding those w opinions that differ from theirs. Don't like the blog? Don't click the URL link so you don't have to be offended. Simple as that

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  18. Can't understand why someone can't understand that radical statements gets radical commenting. Internet is a public forum, is it hard to understand people voicing their opinions on a opinionated site?

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