Tuesday, November 26, 2013

I Said, LOOKER ME!: Yrma In Damage Control Mode: Marie Getting Positive Attention, International Panning of the Kluge Portrait, Bach Falling on His Sword, New Guy Ugly: What's a Bogan To Do?

Mary: "Boo! You love ME, the Children's Princess, not that awful French piece, don't you!?
Girl: "Listen, cupcake, if you think showing up with sugary snacks is all it takes to win you points, you got another thing coming."
 
 
So, Mary has been having Caroline and Tanja read her the papers and they're all swanning over "natural", "gentle", "warm", "lovely", "kind" Princess Marie and all of her domestically-oriented, child-welfare patronages, and over cute Mr. Bach who resigned in a haze of confusion about his actual role in a relatively tiny government scandal related to overspending which is just a little too adjacent to how MoreMore handles her own affairs, and how he won't be around to accompany Madam around the world on her personal MeMeMeMeMe junkets and how his replacement Rasmus Helveg Petersen is not flirt-worthy, and how Fred might or might not be either on a major bender, or in rehab, and finally, how the international press was gobsmacked by the recent Thomas Kluge painting, including random American fashion bloggers and others who otherwise would not care one wit about Danish royals, and how instead of being all totally "any publicity is good publicity" it backfired and now through the photo-realistic messaging, everyone is awaiting the fall of Rome, aka Copenhagen, because of this family of weirdo freaks and this makes weird Mary and her weird children and weird marriage not so worthy of the next sugary cover of No Idea.
 
So what does our marketing genius do? Hits another kindergarten - but this time with cupcakes! messaging: Mary is very comfortable around food - with a Rasputin type named Herr Skæg (Mr. Beard from DR's Ramasjang) to get some good PR and make people forget that stupid Marie and stupid Bach and stupid Dorky Face Peterson and stupid slag bloggers who don't know anything about art! Yeah, that's the ticket!
 
Careful, Mary, men with super long beards didn't work out so well for Czarina Alexandra!
 
 





11 comments:

  1. In first photo the little girl is creeped out by Ramy. In the second to last photo another little girl is crying because she is so scared of that thingie mi jig who's handing her the cupcake. Forget the cupcake that little girl just wants to get away from the thingie

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  2. To blog master. It would be nice to see some of these positive articles about Marie and Derfs possible rehab. It could maybe fuel more lively discussions here

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  3. Why always those little flags? These are kids, please! Look at the last photo, Yrma is with the cameras, not with the kids. Yrma makes me sick!

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  4. It's another THINK coming, not another THING. Just for future reference.

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  5. Having the peasants wave flags when the royals show up in all their finery is a subliminal message to the Danes from the palace. The message is that good Danish peasants should support the constitutional monarchy by obediently paying 50% of their income in taxes so that the royals can continue to live the high life and show up at staged events trying to look like they really give a shxx about their serfs when in reality they are thinking about their next tax payer furnished vacation their next $10000 clothing purchase or what they'll wear to the next palace party

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    1. How can people in Denmark in this age still buy those royalty-better-than-you shit?

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    2. Its not hard to brainwash the "slow Danes". Hopefully the peasant's suffering will soon be over when the people with brains in Parliament figure a way to oust the leeches. Italy and Greece figured it out. Spain is coming around. It just doesn't seem fair that the royals are bowed to and fawned over just by the accident of their birth and in Marys case her trick preques zizi with the trap door - but the circus isn't over until the fat lady sings...... just give it time. In the 21st century no human being should be bowing to another human being. Everyone's shxx stinks the same

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  6. I see that Mary is going for a pared-back approach to her makeup and hair, ditching the Waity eye liner, giving almost sombre appearance. This must be part of her new PR onslaught to be taken seriously and not seen as a frivolous and vacuous narcissist who loves spending taxpayer's money on luxury goods and holidays. Add a black armband and I'd swear she's in mourning for her pal Mr B.

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  7. that's whet you get when a crown prince scores a hooker from down under.
    BTW, this blog is no funnier than it was under different names. Australia, you need to look again at your so called "satirists" (and hookers)

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  8. That dude with the beard, seriously he's creepier than Mary.

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  9. it's official http://www.themercury.com.au/news/tasmania/now-pups-picking-on-princess-mary-with-claims-she-calls-herself-a-bogan/story-fnj4f7k1-1226776507002

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