Yrma La Douche in London For Søren Jessen's 50th Birthday: The Gift That Keeps On Giving: In Wake of MENA Visits, Madam Celebrates The Decadence of the 1%

LOVE the blonde lady's "bitch, please" look!

THANK YOU MARY DONALDSON for being such a ridiculous and clueless jackass that you would go from your poverty tours of Jordan's refugee camps for Syrians displaced by war, and of Morocco's centres to help women escape prevailing misogyny and violence, to putting on a flapper's dress and heading to one of the world's most expensive cities to celebrate a noted playboy's 50th birthday while your children are once again parentless since Derf is in Argentina chasing blondes meeting with the IOC during their 125th Session, partying under a Gatsby theme, one that if you'd ever bothered to have read the book, would indicate that you have such a stunning lack of self-awareness as to pretend to be one of the hopelessly ignorant and doomed one-percenters dancing on the labours and efforts of the little people you purport to care so deeply about. You are such a stupid hypocrite, Mary!

You are indeed the gift that keeps on giving!

Søren was the bloke who lent Mary his jacket one chilly evening in London in 2008

 

As two singletons, Jessen and Julie Mølsgaard were a natural pairing for Mary's 40th birthday

Video: YouTube/Billed Bladet

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See the Photos of Mary at a Crazy and Soaked Jet Set Party in London

This weekend the country's future Queen was out for a fun and wet party in central London.

The party was held at restaurateur Soren Jessen fashionable restaurant 1 Lombard Street, on the occasion of his 50th birthday. And of course the party had a theme, that of Gatsby.

Therefore, Mary pulled up in evening wear, which she probably would not have chosen if Queen Margrethe had hosted the party. For Mary wore a thigh-length, white dress and with a thin, black lace overlay. In fact, the dress was so short that the Crown Princess tightened her exposed thighs when she got into a car. In the long, royal locks, the ruby tiara was replaced with a double silver chain and around Mary's neck were several long, black, pearl necklaces.

Guests included many with a Danish touch such as the former Countess Christiane Wedell from Frijsenborg Castle, Christina Tholstrup, daughter of Kiki Tholstrup who is now married to Roger Moore, and restaurateur herself, and they were all dressed up so they could easily have been extras in the film 'The Great Gatsby'.

Mary was accompanied by her and Crown Prince Frederik's close friend, Julie Mølsgaard, one of the royal couple's most discreet and closest friends.

It was also Julie Mølsgaard who in the past and in the deepest secrecy showed Mary the life as a future Dane and Crown Princess. Just as she showed Mary around in Copenhagen and not least shielded her from the press.

In the pictures of Mary and Julie Mølsgaard together, one can see that Julie Mølsgaard still takes her role as Mary's shield seriously. She holds Mary by the hand as they walk down the restaurant's stairs, keeping her clutch shield end up against the photographer's flashes when Mary and she entered the back seat of the waiting car.

Confirmation that the Danish crown prince couple have both been reduced to children who must be controlled by others who know better.

 

A look that speaks a thousand words. Proof that Mary is only tolerated out of courtesy to Fred. She wouldn't have friends in DK if she and Fred divorced.

 

Ever faithful if not very relaxed Julie Mølsgaard takes control of her charge as they leave around 11pm.

 

 

Trying to pull a Kate Middleton, Mary?

 

 

The birthday boy Søren Jessen

 

Baroness Caroline Fleming's ex-husband Rory Fleming, heir to the James Bond book empire. Someone partied hard with the red wine - least it matches the outfit!

 

 

Countess Christiane Wedell in green, and unidentified friend. Christiane is a psychotherapist in London and the divorced twin sister of Bendt Wedell, richest landowner in Denmark and Friend of Fred. Bendt is godfather to Princess Josephine and his mother Irene was a Friend of Daisy.

 

Fireworks over central London says nothings too good for the richest of the rich!

 

Yucky! Interactions with angry poor people are so unpleasant. Thank goodness the coppers do the rich's bidding!

 

Go to jail you thugs! You won't kill our party spirit!

 

 

Update!

 

Billed Bladet photographed Mary before the party. Wow, what a difference, you can really see that she partied pretty hard. They even photoshopped her a chiseled face! And lookie who she is with! Her former Georg Jensen CEO flirt, the new Temperley London CEO Ulrik Garde Due! Kate Middleton LOVES Temperley, Mary LOVES Kate, er, Kate LOVES Mary, and Mary LOVES Garde Due who LOVES his Temperley paycheque. For Mary it's a perfect circle! Look for Mary in LOTS of Temperley soon. Mary is collecting quite a few flirty boy toys these days, isn't she? But Garde Due stands out since he is in the luxury goods business. Mary LOVES luxury goods (even though she pretended luxury was "riding my horse".) Really, what's a ballet dancer gonna give her besides chapped skin? And Ulrik is miles cuter than James Packer and that creepy Søren Pind!

 

 

 

Mary's fake boss at Navision, Peter Warnøe was also there (far left in white shirt). Peter also owns the Verbier chalet where Derf and Yrma take the kids every February.

 

 

Yrma enjoying Garde Due's company in New York in 2011, much to the chagrin, judging by his side eye, to Crown Prince Frederik!

  

 

 

 

Photos: Linnea Wolfsson and Novak/Vantagenews.co.uk, All Over Press; Lars Laursen/Billed Bladet

Billed Bladet #29, 2010

After a nanosecond's headscratching by the BB editors, all the focus this week is young Felix's 8th birthday portraits with his older brother Nikolai. "Two sweet prince charmings"! What handsome young men! They both are looking so much more like their father Joachim. How izzit that he can produce such lovely genetic specimens while "cute brother" Freddles made a couple of pudding heads, even if one is more pleasant than the other? (We're looking at YOU, darling Izzy!) Mary's been relegated to just a line of text above the titleblock as she exhibits her pre-Denmark habits of rock concerts with the masses instead of gentle socialising with cultured interesting people. Baroness Caroline, a society wedding and Miss Marple (ouch!) get the rest of the coveted photo slots. Picture, dear audience, Prince Beelzebub Amin Ceaucescu Mugabe, aka Prince Christian of Denmark, in close-up on the cover. Ain't never going to happen! Buyers would mistake it for Mad Magazine!

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Mary and Fred attend a rock concert in Tisvildeleje with their friends Jean Ahlefeldt-Laurvig (gives Mary Georg Jensen freebies), Caroline Ahlefeldt-Laurvig (countess & landowner's wife), among others. The open concert was held at the hotel owned by Rigmor Zobel's half sister's boyfriend Alexander Kølpin. Careful, Mares! You're playing with fire!

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Fred & Mary took Izzy and Christian to the beach. Madam was in her usual wide brimmed, don't-look-at-me, look-at-me Garbo attire made from the curtains some students threw away after they graduated and left the student housing for more grown up digs. Mindful perhaps that Denmark is no democracy, and Mary is scary, they did not publish the photos where Mary notably assumed what she misguidedly believed was a sexy Ursula Andress pose - thigh turned out toward the photographers. Note to Mary: all the photographers have hot models for wives! They're not likely to be impressed by a Scotch Nanny pretending to be on heat! Mind you, perhaps Mary's aim was to make them close their eyes and shoot out of focus. Meanwhile, Fred gazes into the distance and looks forward to his next encounter with Katja.

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Week's fashion - no Mary, Daisy or Marie! Come right up front, Mette-Marit, as you rock the AIDS Conference in Vienna! In stark contrast to the Women Deliver conference that Mary used as a cover for her trip up "Root 66" with Amber Petty over the following days. Oops! Amber blabbed. The tired, Gold Coast-wrapped-in-summer-woolens East Hampton is Amber's idea of top digs!

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Irene Wedell's funeral. Bouquets and condolences from the Danish Royal Family - well, some of them. Flowers from Should-Be-King Joachim and La Belle Marie; Queen Margrethe no doubt cut many of the flowers in her bunch herself. Margrethe and Henrik showed up. Mary's Thailand friend and beach bathrobe protectrice Malou Skeel showed up. Descendents from King Christian IX showed up. Caroline Fleming's parents were there, along with loads of other nobles. It is looking as though Mary is saving hard for her divorce. Can someone let her know that telling your servants to shred the death notice does not relieve her and Fred of their royal obligations?

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Society wedding at Knuthenborg Slot. Adorable 25 year old Stephanie Mikkelsen became Countess Knuth when she married the 36 year old Count Christoffer at the family castle in a fairytale wedding. The young count is a descendent of King Christian. What a pretty bride in her simple summer dress and lovely lace veil with family tiara. Young, discreet. And aristocratic. Nice! The guest list was the nobility's creme de la creme. Included is Prince Frederik's Friend Ellen Hillingsø's parents, her mother being the groom's godmother. Frederik was excused, apparently. Well, when you're driven to substances, people will understand and look the other way. The taps on Fred's shoulder will be starting now, though, as friends recognise that the kids only need the nannies, Fred and Katja, and Izzy alternately cries and sulks in Mary's company. Or looks downright scared.

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The Royal Mailbag has a letter regarding Mary's Swedish order - it is the lowest and the one Fred is wearing is the highest. Now that's about the only way Victoria and her folks can express their reservations about Mary, hey. The sort of coding that would escape the hoi polloi. But not the Royal Dish mob! Another letter about Henrik's long haired dachshund Vega who is seen here sleeping through the Cayx press conference.

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Queen Elizabeth is going to be a great grandmother by her Canadian grand-daughter-in-law. Congratties to Peter and Autumn Philips, who manages to be a much classier bogan than Mary could ever dream of being.

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Felix's birthday shots. The boys are best friends. Can't see Princess Izzy and Prince Xian Beelzebub being besties at any age! Shiver! Try not to recall Prince Christian hovering murderously over his baby sister's cradle as you gaze upon the precious photo of Nikolai being very happily interested in the new baby! No doubt the security detail were briefed some time ago, and are kept updated on Xian's "village idiot" brute strength as it develops.

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Caroline Fleming is no longer going to be the TV Baroness. She's giving up working for her footy player/baby daddy. (Shades of Mary and her 17-year-old footy beau Ryan O'Keefe.) With the possible settlement she could get from her James Bond-heir first husband, that non-working thing shouldn't be a problem!

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Three birthdays to celebrate: young Prince Felix of course, the husband of Mary's classy first lady-in-waiting (the one whose soft, kind jaw set hard in Mary's company, and who lasted just a year) and Prince Frederick's still-hot ex Malou Aamund, source of much gauche angst on Mary's part!

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Royal Roundup featuring Camilla, a slimmer but still womanly Beatrice, Pauline Ducruet and Queen Beatrix with the Dutch footy players.

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Bubbles!
Daisy's: "So it's only four hours to Harzen"
Joachim's: "Oops, the Dannebrog won't be able to sail any more for years"
Marie's: "The little prince hand rolled them himself"
Henrik's: "According to the map, Tønder should be right here"
Charles's: "Turn off the faucet, I've got to pee"

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Style Finder. Mary's mug, but Izzy's dress they're concerned with! It's by Sofie Schooner, a Danish designer. At least someone in the family wears Danish stuff!

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Opera at society summer hang-out Skagen. All Fred's friends, including Julie Mølsgaard, Peter Herring's parents, Katja's boss from the posh auction house she works for and a few other aristos. I see Katja is very gently being brought into the fold while the divorce settlement is worked out.

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Daisy opens the summer season at Graasten after she and Henrik arrive via Dannebrog at the local port. Handmaiden Marjo (whom you'll remember from The Monarchy Within tv series) waits to serve.

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Nice little filler piece to annoy Mary some more. Victoria is called out as Daniel's loving support. Nice dig at Fred and Mary not being a support for each other at all - quite the contrary, as enablers seems to be what best describes the Danish crown princely co-dependency, er, marriage!

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Another subtle dig at the Kancellihuset pair right on the heels of last issue's publication of the summer photo spreads of the adorable Dutch royal girls and the lovely Spanish Infantas with the World Cup champions, here are the happy, fecund Belgian crown princely family. What togetherness in a series of activities geared around activities for the children, not just circus shows. Those brains are getting better massaging than the Danish childrens' ones! Perhaps Dr. Geldstein's report on Xian Beelzebub came back blank. There just may be nothing there to stimulate!

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