Showing posts with label Obamas. Show all posts
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Thursday, June 30, 2011

Billed Bladet#24: Daisy and the British Royals Take Over

Look out, Mary! You've got competition in the sugar press! Even Danish royal stalwart Billed Bladet is getting very bored by reporting your tiny, itty bitty comings and goings. Crown Princess Mary of Denmark is like a Chinese dinner in a restaurant that hasn't passed its inspection: kind of unappetising, unsatisfying and unfulfilling.



So, let's get the Mary part of this show over with, BB's found bigger fish to fry. Mary dragged Fred to the Australian ambassador's residence to pick up a fresh bag of freebies for the turkey baster twins. Even Fred looks embarrassed by the pretense of this event!



It looks like her necklace might be an opal teardrop entrapped by four pink and blue teardrops representing her children. Could Mary be more self-aware of her Munchausen's Syndrome by Proxy than originally thought?



The week's fashion goes to Daisy, resplendent in the dress she wore to Marie's wedding repeated in New York City, and the Duchess of Cambridge gets a nod for the week's royal hat. Look out Mary! Kate's charmed the Danes better than you have and she's only been married two months!





Daisy may not have taken America by storm, but she had a lovely, dignified visit with high profile meetings and events that Mary and Fred could only dream about. Here she had coffee with Michelle Obama in the very elegant private quarters of the White House. BB had the exclusive on photos because no one else cared.







BB's reporter must have bought Daisy a bouquet, because after her coffee with Mrs. Obama, Daisy was given a tour of the White House's public rooms. The White House wouldn't have offered a bouquet!



While in the District of Columbia, Daisy visited the Royal Ballet at the Kennedy Centre with the widow of Senator Ted Kennedy, patriarch of "America's royal family". She visited the Library of Congress, toured the Capitol with the Danish-American Representative Steny Hoyer, attended a party at the Danish ambassador's residence and saw noted pieces of art at the Philips Collection.





In New York City, Daisy toured the United Nations with Ban-Ki Moon, presented design prizes to Danes at the Museum of Modern Art, toured Lincoln Centre with a private concert, celebrated Henrik's birthday and visited the Georg Jensen shop for a private party and tour. She stayed at the Carlyle during her visit.





Surely pleasing to the very maritime royal couple, the Danish firm Vestas had rented the US Presidential yacht The Sequoia, for a lunch and a press conference.





While in Manhattan, Daisy was feted as the Danish American Society's Person of the Year. A dinner dance was given at the Museum of Natural History. Also in attendence: Prince Philippos of Greece.





Some of the guests, including PR flunkie Lene Balleby in light blue.





As part of the "Greenland Accord" between him and his darling Mor Daisy, Freddles went off to Japan by himself to offer support and supplies to those affected by the recent earthquake & tsunami. He was also granted an audience with the Emperor and Empress and Crown Prince.





Another possibility as to why Mary and Fred named little Princent, Vincent. The son of Rigmor Zobel's sister Sarah has this name. Father Alexander Kølpin owns a trendy nightspot on the northern Zealand coast where Mary and Fred partied last year. Alexander and Sarah were in Cannes a couple of years ago during the Mary and Fred Mediterranean tour.



Alex and her boys recently visited the Odense zoo and obliged a photographer with some family shots. She does handle the press interest in her family very well.



Bubbles!
Philip: "There's no Carl Gustaf here, right?"
Alex's dancer: "I wanna go home and play with Nikolai"
Daniel: "Don't you think that there are enough goats in the family already?"
Fred: "He didn't drill at all"
Daisy: "Izzy did that one"



Must be a slow month for Marianne Dulong, because for the millionth time, here is Mary wearing a pair of Dulong earrings with 18k gold and Tahitian pearls. Snore. For regular mortals who don't get freebies, these would set you back 15,000 kroner!



Interesting item in Royal Mailbag considering the rumours that Mary substitutes paste for the gems in her jewelry. BB reports that most of Daisy's bling cannot be inherited. So no worries that the Donaldson clan will sell off the nation's jewel patrimony! Also a "Did you know" anecdote about Mary: that she was a chatterbox at school so much so that a Physics teacher bopped her over the head once. The next class, all the students "showed support for Mary" (more like just had a fun time taking the piss out of a teacher) and had helmets on their heads. Compare the two photos of Mary on this page: one of her chunky and make-up less, the other with her squinty eyes and air machine. Which witch is the better witch?



Kate and Pippa get a mention in Royal Roundup, as do Princess Eugenie, King Juan Carlos and the Belgian Crown Princely couple at Mathilde's sister's wedding.





Presenting BB's new, international superstar: The Duchess of Cambridge! Kate looks fantastic in this pale pink, shimmering evening dress. Poor Marie-Chantal was caught in a breeze accentuating her Spanx.



Mary who?





Britain's Prince Philip turns 90.





In the run-up to Princess Nathalie's wedding to Alexander Johannsmann in Berleburg, BB talks about how she will wear her grandmother Ingrid's veil, the same one that Mary wore on her wedding day. Hopefully it will look much better on Nathalie than on Mary!



Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Billed Bladet #22: Wherein BB tries to convince us of Mary's superiority

Soooo, Princess Maxima of The Netherlands turns 40 and celebrates with her friends, family and colleagues with a gala concert, she turns up looking stunning in diamonds and a Valentino that tastefully outlines her pretty figure, looks like the loved, happy and grateful rock star that she is and Billed Bladet wants you to know that Crown Princess Mary of Denmark, with her unsexy, translucent cleavage, crocheted, asshole-colour dress and catatonic, frozen, robot face focussed only on the cameras, STOLE HER THUNDER. What a hoot!



FAIL on the we're-so-in-love hand hold. This is borderline tolerance from both of them.



The handsomest people in attendance! Mathilde has never looked better and the birthday girl just shines - and gets to wear her mother-in-law's diamonds to add a little extra to a nicely fitting Valentino dress. Haakon came without his wife Mette-Marit because she was home wrapping up the studies she's been undertaking since last September. Good excuse. Too bad Mary refuses to seek inspiration from her. Crown Princess Mary's bestie got D's and E's in art and history classes!







Maxima is going to get so much better with age and will be so much fun to watch.





Naturally, BB had to mix Mary in with the beautiful and sexy guests as a favour to Madam for her largesse in appearing in BB's recent "happy family" PR photo ops. Naturally, Mary's narcissism prevents her from seeing how poorly she stands up to actual beauties.





A relaxed Anne-Marie in Greece; Victoria visiting Daniel's home region of Ockelbo; Beatrice's remarkable transformation.





The re-organisation meeting that will transform the Danish monarchy happened in Greenland. Mor and son join forces against More(y) Antoinette and her sans culottes (literally!) friends Kylie and Amber.





Meanwhile, the Countess of Frederiksborg continues her patronage with the blind, a metaphorical connection to the DRF's continued (for now!) association with La Boganista.



Joachim got around at the racetrack on a snazzy folding bicycle.



Daisy's friend Flemming Luttichau was laid to rest recently. The Sluuuuurrrrrppppsons must be back at their "villa" in France, aka their unconverted goat barn, because they didn't show up for the free food & flowers and photo ops with Queen Margrethe.





A little note to let you know that Freddles will be joining his parents on a visit to Russia. More More will be staying at home. Point: Daisy!



Joachim visited an Odense cultural festival recently and scored points by purchasing a shwarma to eat from a local vendor.



Mary Donaldson will be packing up and heading down to Oz with her latest purchases from Prada on display and the twins in their mink suitcases. The older three are coming, too. Looker Me! Tour #5 is officially in the planning stages! Note the aside that Frederik, and only him, will soon be on a Japan goodwill tour to pay respects to the Imperial Family and pass out goodies from Danish companies.



Another Frex Ex! Hottie Nina Klinker Stephenson was out and about, conveniently adding to the recent display of Fred's Better Dating Past. Goal: to remind the Danes that Fred could actually choose smart, sexy women - and why not let him try again!?





Princess Nathalie, just days away from her wedding, receives a congratulatory bouquet from Billed Bladet at one of her recent equestrian events. Her religious wedding is scheduled for Saturday, June 18.





BB thinks Izzy and Ingrid are like two drops of water - identical. Nah. Ingrid is best on view in Anne-Marie's kids, especially Nikolaos. Izzy sadly has her More More's thin lips, not Ingrid's plump Cupid's bow. Izzy looks more like the Queen Mother, making her in Fred's drug-induced logic, her own great-grandmother!





Billed Bladet continues to find other people far more interesting than the Countess of Monpezat. Here, they highlight the state visit from the US to the UK. Michelle Obama looked fantastic in a white Tom Ford dress at the white tie gala dinner at Buckingham Palace and in black Ralph Lauren at the return dinner at the US Embassy.





The Duchess of Cambridge in a nice chat with Michelle Obama, which is more than Mary can boast. This photo went around the world. Try again, Mary! Kate's as exciting as cardboard, so you shouldn't find this difficult. And yet...





Even Pippa is more interesting! Here she is trying to steal the heart of someone who will one day be among Britain's richest men. Can't fault a girl for trying!





Daisy and Henrik on a tour through the countryside.