Wow! No more sun damage!
Dear Lene,
Listen, no more Latin America visits, okay? Yes, it's a vital, interesting, diverse part of the world, and Danish companies are there and it's all good and really nice people, don't get me started on the food, YUM. But here's the deal. The Photoshop crew cannot stop complaining about how sore their arms are from airbrushing Madam. We're going to start to have to pay out worker's compensation for workplace injuries on thissie. Two of our guys have their arms in slings already! And without sleep, since making Madam beautiful is a fool's errand at best, they are all getting punchy. I'm managing to keep them awake with the potent coffee here, but head's up for some serious overtime payments to this crew. We just initially assumed the gray hair and sun damaged skin would have to go, and a dewy complexion would replace it. Nuh-uh. The left ankle twitching is creating blurs in these high speed cameras, if you can believe it. I mean, it's going like a ceiling fan on high. It is taking A LOT of time to correct. Madam did do us a favour today and skipped out on one of her events, just like she left early from the charity event last night. So there are occasional saving graces. But her getting out in front of the cameras is her life's greatest mission, so there are rough days ahead.
Many thanks,
Minister Astrid Kragh
Bag Mary all you like but at least her hair is groomed, nice makeup, clothes etc. a good Ambassador for Denmark. Her hubby on the other hand needs a good hot bath, scrub, shave, haircut, iron, lots of sleep and black coffee. What a disgrace, a pathetic ambassador for his own country.
ReplyDeleteFred's appearance is in part due to Mary, so what are you talking about?!?! It's more important for Mary to be overdone and Photoshopped than for Fred to be healthy? He has problems and Mary makes them worse. So no kudos from me to the succubus Mary for looking good when all she does is step on Fred. He needs to step up and get help from something other than alcohol or amphetimines, true, but he also needs to get rid of Mary and find someone nice or spend time as a bachelor prince. She is a nasty virus!!!
DeleteQuestion to all of you Mr. and Ms. Know-all: How can Frederik possibly be unhealthy, when he has just performed an ironman? I simply can't understand how you can see him as sick or drunk or whatever. It does not make any sense at all. Frederik is 45, his hair is getting grey - so what? His brother dyes his hair, is that more gracious? F is bearded - so what? He has the right to look as he wants to and how he feels most comfortable.
Deleteever heard of performance enhancing drugs? Uppers and Downers?
DeleteAnd it's a known fact in Denmark's high society, that he drinks like fish, when out and about.
To Anonymous posted above at 4:07 pm. Agreed- Fred has the right to look however he wants to look. In the same way the bloggers-who you call Mr and Mrs Know it all- also have the right to state their opinions on this blog. Someone like you who expresses your opinion as if its a fact and then in the next breath criticizes the opinions of others is a hypocrite and that is a FACT not an opinion. We don't need hypocrites on this board so shove off.........and post your stupid nonsense elsewhere
DeleteWhat in the world happened to her mouth in that first picture? She looks better without that snake poison injected into her face. She's no great beauty but that stuff makes her look worse not better
DeleteIf you had access to the peasants income you'd be well groomed and wear nice clothes too
DeleteMaybe they are still in love? Hard to tell. Maybe Freds funky feelings are some sort of mid life crisis. In some of the photos Derf looks bored and tired and Ramy looks like she's hanging on to him for dear life
ReplyDeletepuzzled by the venom . anyone raised by nannies by ,distant parents, who spoke french to the heir to the danish throne , should be treated with more compassion by you bitches
ReplyDeleteTo the "puzzled" one above...... So someone should feel compassion for Derf because he was raised by nannies and distant parents who spoke to him in French? What compassion does Derf and you- for that matter- have for the little Danish peasants who don't even know what a nanny is and have to pay 50% of their income to keep Derf and his ball and chain wifey thingie in yachts palaces private planes and Rolls Royces? If the royals had any compassion they'd get jobs and stop bleeding the Danes dry. Maybe they could start by paying taxes just like everyone else. Don't you get it? People who post these messages arent venomous they're just fed up with working 6 months of every year ;just to pay taxes to support the royals in grand style
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