The blonde lady at the moment the language school event organisers realised their mistake.
Then that feeling of dread really sinks in. Dammit! Even Billy Cross would have been better!
Irony ho! Just watch the video below and don't worry if you don't understand Danish. That's beside the point. Madam's story is lame. But watch her EMOTE and ENUNCIATE and EXPRESS HERSELF and be CHARMING and DELIGHTFUL - in the most obtuse English-rhythmed Danish ever. What a maroon, "Our Mary"! It's painful to watch her butcher Danish pronunciation, but it is hilarious watching her ACT. She really sees imaginary cameras in her head at all times, with direct access to the computers of casting agents, producers and other powerful people in Sydney, Melbourne, New York and Hollywood, who when the moment they see footage of Madam are furiously emailing their contacts all over the world, including Canberra, Washington DC and the European halls of power so that someone can MAKE THIS WOMAN A STAR! "Gee, Cosmo, why aren't people jumping on this! She's SWELL! She's the NEW DIANA!"
Keep dreaming, Mary!
Video: TV2
Later that evening, Yrma and her sun damaged chestal area and her black bra were at the INDEX Awards. Detailed fashion commentary is rare on this blog, but honestly, even an amateur knows that silver (shoes) and gold (purse) rarely work together. And she PAYS Anja to tell her this looks great?
I think Mary has created her own language/dialect/accent. It almost sounds like she's trying to speak Danish with her phony upper class English accent that she's adopted. I don't expect foreigners to speak Danish like a native Dane, but it seems Mary is deliberately trying to sound English upper class when she speaks. This is definitely an act. And this outfit would have been far better choice when she visited the Jordanian refugee camp.
ReplyDeleteWhat a fake smile on her face in the picture with the red table. Urgh.
ReplyDeleteI know! THat's her smile when she gets Freebies!!!!!!!!!! Like at the Vietnam jewelry store a few years ago. Fred have never seen that smile even in the good times!!!!
ReplyDeleteOn the Jordan visit: Now that we have heard more about the chemical warfare atrocities in Syria through international news, Mary's arrogant, self centered and totally inappropriate demeanor at the Jordanian camp look even worse. Really what a calloused, insensitive bxtcz to show up and shove her jewels and designer clothes in the faces of desperate refugees who are homeless and seen family members die. What is wrong with this nut case????
ReplyDeleteThat disgusting purple dress looks like something you could buy at a 90% mark down in the after Christmas sale rack. Attention MARY: silver and gold do not look good together as accessories. In fact, you look like someone who shops at the thrift store.
ReplyDeleteShe really thinks she's something, doesn't she. Too bad no one else thinks so. And by the way, when was the last time Fred and she appeared together at anything? It's pretty obvious he's joined the masses who cannot stand to be around her.
This butch's got sun-damaged skin all over her body especially on her chest. She always looks like a man cross-dressed in dress and full clown make-up.
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