Happy Seven Year Itch!

Hey, Mary! 80s New Wave music called. They want their shoes back.

So the grey men at Amalienborg thought it would be a good idea to send Mary and Crown Prince Frederik out for a romantic anniversary dinner to celebrate their seven strange years together. You know, to balance out the Fred-groping-a-young-blonde-in-a-disco video that was leaked right before the christening of the miracle twins. You know, because we've never seen them go out for their anniversary before (although there were rumours of a dinner at Noma a couple of years ago). You know, totally normal and all.

Crown Princess Mary, never one to miss a moment, places a call to her PR person and the only press that shows up is the anti-DRF Ekstra Bladet. Oops. Fred looks surprised to see them (and, as usual, not interested in being gallant with his wife) and Mary looks ready for whomever it is, even EB. Too bad that the resto Fred or the staff chose was a local Vietnamese dive, not the most romantic of places for an anniversary dinner, especially for two people whose "love" was recently manifest in the lives of two cute twin babies cough**turkey baster**cough. No private salon at the Hotel d'Angleterre, no special table at either a 5-star restaurant or at a dimly-lit, intimate, upscale cafe. Nope, a crowded, ethnic hole in the wall in a hip neighborhood is all Mary gets.

Video from Ekstra Bladet