Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Happy Birthday, Mary! Thanks For the Laughs, the Blog Friendships, the Good Times: My Work Here Is Done: You Are Still a Loser. Good Luck With That.

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"What? You'll be back. After all, it's ME!"   This is the last post of the Danish Royal Media Watch. Barring an...
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Saturday, December 21, 2013

Ivalo & Minik Foundation: Izzy Again Out in the Cold: Christian Gets Keys to the Kingdom, Miracle Twins Get Greenlandic Philanthropy

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Poor Izzy. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Older brother Christian is all Boganson, a mini-Jock 'Half-Mast' Donaldson, mat...
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Thursday, November 28, 2013

Sportif!: Derf Goes Deep C Diving for Danish Television: Demonstrably Happier Without Madam and Casually Talking With His Mates

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No wedding ring when he goes down! He's learning! Our Widdle Fweddie was recently filmed with the divers and archaeologists involv...
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Tuesday, November 26, 2013

I Said, LOOKER ME!: Yrma In Damage Control Mode: Marie Getting Positive Attention, International Panning of the Kluge Portrait, Bach Falling on His Sword, New Guy Ugly: What's a Bogan To Do?

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Mary: "Boo! You love ME, the Children's Princess, not that awful French piece, don't you!? Girl: "Listen, cupcake, if...
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Friday, November 22, 2013

Looker Me!: Yrma at Randergade School: What Scandalised PM/Travel Partner/Flirt? I'M the Children's Princess! See? SEE?

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"Uh, you can LET GO NOW, beer man person."     What scandal? No scandal! Former Cabinet Minister Christian Friis Bach is ...
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Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Yrma La Douche Requests Meeting with USAID Chairman at Amalienborg: Flirts With US Ambassador, Mistakes Smart Brown Person for Mary-Ego Vehicle, Sponsors Meeting for Cameras, Will Do Nothing But Get Free Trip to US Out of It

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"So, I don't see a wedding ring on that finger, Mr. Gifford-Ambassador-Cutie-Sir, hihihihi" Maz, Knock it off, for the...
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Friday, November 15, 2013

New Thomas Kluge Portrait of Danish Royal Family: "Celebrating" 150 Years Today of the Glucksborg Dynasty: Boganborg Kids Are Gargoyles, Schackenborg Gets Off Easy, All Are Oblivious to the Destruction of Civilisation Behind Them (and Because of Them?): Symbolism, Ho!

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Presented without commentary, although it should be noted that even The Fug Girls couldn't let this one pass . Commemorative book ca...
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